Jake Nasceif

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

FLEURY WITH THE SHUTOUT! This shutout is the 9th of Flower's postseason career. It was also the 3rd shutout in team history in a Game Seven.

[Jake Nasceif @nasceif7]

Lmao! Ovi will never win a cup! Biggest Choke in hockey 🐧🐧🐧🐧

[Jake Nasceif @nasceif7]

Eat shit Columbus! 🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧

[Jake Nasceif @nasceif7]

Thought I hadn't been to the dentist in like 2 years, they just told me it's been since February 2010. Over 7 years 😂 wow time flies lmao

[Jake Nasceif @nasceif7]

Oregon has 69 points right now 😊

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Just seen Kong and that's why the silverback gorilla will forever be my favorite animal. Straight badass

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Cash me still being hungry after I just ate howbow dat

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Good luck to @stevecook at his show tomorrow! Kill it!

[Jake Nasceif @nasceif7]

I have nipples Greg, can ya milk me?

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@nitram_ynattirb 🙋 sometimes lol

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Think I'm getting another tattoo tomorrow!

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How do you politely tell someone you want them naked on top of you?

[Jake Nasceif @nasceif7]

I really like the song the black guy sings in that Nationwide commercial lol

[Jake Nasceif @nasceif7]

What's the word for horny but like not in a sexual way like I'm horny for this weather but I'm not trying to fuck the sun ja feel?

[Jake Nasceif @nasceif7]

Are bra's measured in cups cause titties have milk in them?

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Thanks @Patrick_Wavey for ruining my day and calling me out in the gym 😔😂

[Jake Nasceif @nasceif7]

So I know I'm late but I started watching The Office finally and it's freaking hilarious! 😂

[Jake Nasceif @nasceif7]

Brandon Marquette was just interviewed on TV at the wings game, I played hockey with that kid for years!