Nasfrodamus

Dad and unapologetic Hootie & the Blowfish fan. I laugh at my own jokes. I love Bluetooth.

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@brianonhere I’ve been sharing “big ol women” reminiscences. Such fun we we used to have

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@fdotsanchez Oh no! Floyd died on the internet again!

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Is Dan going out tonight, or is he going to call it an early night?

#ufcfightnight

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@fdotsanchez ABF. Always be filming.

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@BestFrankMiller Is this good?

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@RealJackFarmer Preacher
Reacher
Throw a dart on Apple+

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@hakujin_shorts @y0lilb0ifriend Who sits in McDonald’s doing work on a laptop?

WITH THE MURDER WEAPON IN HIS BACKPACK 5 DAYS LATER???

[OnlyBangers @OnlyBangersEth]

IM IN TEARS 😂😂

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@NolanDude6 Subscribed. You needy bitch.

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@BestFrankMiller Totally down. Don’t even change her name.

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@LukeBettencourt The AP has significantly lowered the bar for “news”

If I was the editor, I would have denied this story just in case anyone believed it was true.

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@harvilla Achilles pop 😬

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@harvilla You didn’t get what you wanted, but got what you needed.

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@BestFrankMiller There was a pocketknife at my kid’s school.

It made me remember when a kid at my school was expelled for bringing a BB gun to school and none of the parents were notified

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@harvilla MoM will always be a solid choice

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@HeyHeyItsConrad 🙋🏽‍♂️

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@whackkat Oasis reuniting and then giving themselves 11 months to stay together is the most Oasis thing.

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@SheaSerrano

[Charles @Bronsonshitpost]

Fucking hell, if you watch one video today make sure it’s this!

[Nasfrodamus @Nasfrodamus]

This isn’t great

[Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy]

we’re all drunk, right?