Hapaxlegomenon

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[Hapaxlegomenon @nash_olly]

In memory of our friend Michael we are raising money to have a memorial bench in the place where we all grew up , any donations are appreciated x 💙https://t.co/2A3SPJs26X

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Couple gets in an intense argument at a bowling alley, she then hits her man in the head with a bowling ball, then bowls a strike 🎳

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Barber hit the crack pipe and went right back to cutting 😳

[Hapaxlegomenon @nash_olly]

Not like anyones going to kill her is it mate

[Septimus Prime @septimusajprime]

do people think the Queen is actually INSIDE that coffin their queuing for hours to go and see? 😭

[The State Of Selling @StateOfSelling]

Good used jeans

[JLFEternal @JLFEternal]

Bloody typical, I just found this 250 million year old pink Himalayan sea-salt at the back of the pantry and it expired in 2019!

[Hapaxlegomenon @nash_olly]

40 pence in Egypt

[𝗷𝗮𝗰𝗸 @f0xy98]

Fuck the queens jubilee this bank holiday is for Johnny Depp

[Hapaxlegomenon @nash_olly]

@ke98729578 @preck8wsm @IainMitchell17 If you can write an angry tweet then you can work from home on a computer you dosser

[Iain @IainMitchell17]

Benefit payments going up, pensions going up, low income households getting payments, unemployed getting payments but if you work full time you get no help and pay more in tax and national insurance to fund all of the above. What’s the point in working 😂🫣

[London & UK Street News @CrimeLdn]

What do people think?

[Hapaxlegomenon @nash_olly]

Nah

[TEMP @TEMPMCR]

Still can’t believe people are calling dinner time (12pm) fucking lunch 😂 like you had lunch ladies at school. They were dinner ladies.
BREAKFAST
DINNER
TEA

[andy @heyitsandy_]

took my own lunch to work and didn’t buy a coffee today so i should be able to afford to buy a house any day now

[✌🏽️ @Owen_1906]

One of the lads has been sending his scrans into the group chat for the last few weeks and they’ve reached a point where they’re too good not to share

(I can promise you all of these were eaten and none of them are a piss take)

⬇️Thread:

[megan lowndes @lowndesmegan]

cant remember the last time I wasnt absolutely shattered all the fuckin time

[The Jahmerican NYC 🦁🏌🏾‍♂️💫 @kingsteppa_]

Don’t ever be scared to cancel plans with me….. I’ll lay back down so fast! 😮‍💨

[Hapaxlegomenon @nash_olly]

Try a fuckin 5 til 8

[D🎭🐉🪬 @vantee_spartaa]

9-5’s are really 7-7’s. Barely any time in the evening left

[L @LT34x_]

we’re actually finished most of us 18-25 year olds run off elf bars, moretti and chicken n rice. Long day.