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[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

💔🇧🇷 Carlo Ancelotti tells ESPN: “ I think we lost the World Cup during the hydration break vs Norway.

Why? Because until that moment, the team was in control. It’s also true that Norway had a lot of possession in their half, they played the same way against England. They controlled the game, and they could’ve won.

That’s where my mistake may have been, thinking that the team had lost control of the game when it hadn’t.

I made a few changes to the lineup, and then we had the problem with Erling Haaland’s goal.”

[Keyboard Warrior @nashdee6]

The level of officiating by the ref is just bad #EVEWOL

[Keyboard Warrior @nashdee6]

@UnitedStandMUFC @RichFay Lies

[Keyboard Warrior @nashdee6]

If Zim is serious about corruption this is the only way!

[Legitimate Targets @LegitTargets]

🚨��🇳 BREAKING: CHINA has sentenced former Agricultural Minister to DEATH over accepting $38 MILLION in bribes

The death sentence includes a 2-year reprieve

[Legitimate Targets @LegitTargets]

🚨🇨🇳 BREAKING: CHINA has sentenced former Agricultural Minister to DEATH over accepting $38 MILLION in bribes

The death sentence includes a 2-year reprieve

[Dandaro Online @DandaroOnline]

#dandarostreets Hanzi murume akandibvisa humhandara ne murume akundirirora vese vakandikoshera.

Thoughts on this...🙌🏾💯✔️

[Keyboard Warrior @nashdee6]

@daddyhope I bet most of the medication is for malaria, TB, and HIV—mainly funded by Western donors. Even if the warehouses are full, they mostly stock drugs targeting just those diseases hence the crisis.

[Hon Minister Machakaire @HonMachakaire]

I visited one of our public health institutions this morning to see a relative and left deeply concerned by the conditions I witnessed. What I saw was deeply moving—a clear indication that many of our people are facing serious challenges. The growing public outcry over our healthcare system is not an exaggeration; it reflects the difficult experiences of many citizens.

As your appointee and one whom you have tasked to speak for the young people of our great nation, I feel a solemn responsibility to speak openly: sometimes, in our desire to present progress, we may unintentionally overlook important realities on the ground.

Your Excellency, you have earned the admiration of this nation for your compassion, humility and tireless dedication to the welfare of ordinary citizens. Under your leadership, many have found renewed hope. It is because of this trust in your care for the people that I respectfully plead with you: please find time from your busy schedule to visit these institutions yourself. There is no substitute for seeing, listening and understanding firsthand what our citizens are going through.

I also wish to commend those who have had the courage to raise their voices on matters of public interest. Their advocacy reflects a belief in the kind of leadership you represent—a leadership that listens, acts and puts people first. @edmnangagwa

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

PLEASE RETWEET, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

This leaked document is a Cabinet memorandum from Zimbabwe’s Minister of Justice, Legal and Parliamentary Affairs, Ziyambi Ziyambi. It proposes undemocratic constitutional amendments with huge implications for Zimbabwe.
These include having Emmerson Mnangagwa as a life president, because at 86, if he gets another three years in office after his term ends in 2028, he will be 92 years old in 2031.

When I broke the story about Members of Parliament being given land in Mabelreign to block any impeachment attempt and to assist the Zimbabwean dictator in securing a term extension, one that would also benefit the crooked MPs, Jonathan Moyo wrote a long article accusing me of misinforming and disinforming the public.

Many, including some who see themselves as opposition, danced to his propaganda piece. I wonder what they will say now that this leaked document confirms my reporting and the indirect intentions of the land grab.

According to this document, Mnangagwa and his surrogates plan to extend the terms of office for the President, Parliament, and Councils by up to three years, through a two-thirds parliamentary vote.
This is why the MPs were illegally given land, it is greenway land, and the allocation was unlawful and had nothing to do with the 2013 land offers to MPs.

As I reported at the time, they plan to postpone elections for that duration.
They also intend to repeal term limit protections in the Zimbabwean Constitution.

They also want to remove Section 328(7), which currently prohibits the retroactive application of term limit amendments.
This means they are attempting to remove a constitutional safeguard that prevents leaders from benefiting from changes to term limits after they are already in office just like they did with the disgraced Zimbabwean Chief Justice, Luke Malaba.

This change would allow the amendments to apply to current officeholders, effectively giving Mnangagwa and the crooked MPs a chance to benefit from extended terms.

They also want to shift voter registration responsibilities from the Zimbabwe Electoral Commission (ZEC) to the Registrar of Births and Deaths.
The direct consequence of this is the postponement of elections by up to three years, which of course is undemocratic.

Stripping ZEC of its voter registration mandate undermines the independence and integrity of the electoral process in Zimbabwe.

The panic that set in after I exposed the land grab in Mabelreign, and the hopeless defences that followed, were clearly not only aimed at labelling me a misinformer, but also revealed the anger felt by the architects of this crooked, unconstitutional, and undemocratic attempt to drag Zimbabwe into becoming a real banana republic when the land documents were leaked to me.

There was a coordinated attack involving Zimbabwe’s Minister of Information, Jenfan Muswere, ZANUPF trolls, and intellectuals for hire praising Jonathan Moyo’s propaganda piece, along with many others who continue to benefit from this crooked regime. Sadly, some naive and opportunistic opposition activists joined in the attack backed by a fake news website.

I now ask the government’s chief propagandist, @nickmangwana, and his various surrogates to tell the nation whether this leaked document is true or not. Silence will confirm the document’s authenticity.

I also ask the opposition MPs in parliament if they will push back or they will grab the opportunity to drink from this poisoned well?

[Brother Bez @SoSoCoolBez]

Theatre of Dreams yangovawo Street Theatre zvayo.

[The Herald Zimbabwe @HeraldZimbabwe]

#Breaking
President Mnangagwa has removed Dr Sithembiso Nyoni from the position of Minister of Environment, Climate and Wildlife with immediate effect.

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

@TateMavetera Ko mudhara Joseph Msika anga ari below 40 here nhai Tatenda? May his soul rest in peace.

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

You are an example of what is wrong with Zimbabwe Tatenda! Have a bit of emotional intelligence!

Your post is a textbook example of a clueless, self-important government minister trying to sound profound while saying absolutely nothing of substance.

You are as unqualified as you are out of touch, delivering a meaningless sermon packed with empty platitudes, vague appeals for “unity,” and a desperate attempt to gaslight Zimbabweans into silence.
Your corrupt president has inflicted pain on ordinary Zimbabweans and you come here to post this junk, your time shall come!

[Keyboard Warrior @nashdee6]

@daddyhope @TateMavetera Straight out of the archives … you can definitely lose your dignity very quickly….yo

[International Kandizzle ✈️ @KingKandoro]

Imagine dropping an episode and then the Commander of the Army is made the Minister of Sport… the next day.

[Keyboard Warrior @nashdee6]

@KingKandoro Was wondering why this week kwanga kusina episode….gathering more content….

[mmatigari @matigary]

Ndiko kupindana kwemazuva !

Kare haagari ari kare. Tokubatsirai kudzora ndangariro.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇸🇦 Jorge Jesus on Neymar Jr: “I would like him to be with me in AFC Champions League, I would like him to be with me”.

“If I am still here for the Club World Cup and he is too, I’d like us to be involved in this project”.

“I’d like Neymar Jr to accept”.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Perfectly articulated

[MuKoMaNa WeMaDeAls🇿🇼(stanaz) @staneve02]

"Ndisiyeiwo pana Seventh na Tongogara"