When a man is trying to teach and correct you... he's trying to keep you.
But women have no brain.
He tells you to stop disrespecting him.
You call him controlling.
He tells you to stop entertaining other men.
You call him insecure.
Apparently, accountability is your biggest enemy.
A man will explain the same thing 100 times because he doesn't want to lose you.
But your dumb ass thinks every correction is an attack.
He's trying to save the relationship.
You're trying to win the argument.
Once I realise you don’t have a moral compass, I want no parts. I’ll forever stand on love is ethical before it is emotional. I’m not trying to be the only one doing ethical labour whilst you enjoy the benefits.
1. Our skeletons are wet.
2. Your nose is ALWAYS in your line of sight, but your brain ignores it.
3. When you receive a donated kidney, they don't take out the bad one. They just add the good one in.
4. Your immune system doesn't know you have eyes. Otherwise, it would attack them and make you blind. Injuring one eye can introduce eye bits to the bloodstream and basically give your immune system the knowledge of having eyes. Then it might decide it really fucking hates that and attack your non-injured eye.
5. The quality of the male sperm is responsible for morning sickness, preeclampsia, baby's gender and almost every single pregnancy related issue.
6. You breathe through one nostril at a time. Don't believe me? Put your finger below your nose and try.
7. The brain itself has no nerve endings, so it can't feel pain. That's why patients can be wide awake during brain surgery and made to perform certain actions.
8. That ringing in silence isn't silence. When everything is quiet and you hear a faint ringing? That's your brain listening to its own nervous system. You are hearing yourself functioning.
9. You will never experience your own death. You only experience approaching it... Then nothing. Everyone else gets closure, stories, funerals, and memories. You don't. You never know you've become a memory. From your perspective, the story just stops mid-sentence.
THINGS THAT DESTROY RELATIONSHIPS:
1. Moving in together → tension dies instantly.
2. No age gap → no polarity. No respect.
3. 50/50 everything → roommates who f*ck.
4. No kids → no legacy. Just entertainment.
5. 24/7 contact → overexposure breeds boredom.
6. Letting her lead → you’re fucking finished.
7. Saying yes to avoid conflict → spineless.
8. Tolerating disrespect → rewarding bad behavior.
9. No time apart → she gets sick of you.
10. Broke man → no leverage. No authority.
11. Jealous woman → constant fucking drama.
12. She gains weight → attraction dies. Fast.
13. Explaining yourself constantly → you’ve already lost.
14. Asking permission → boyfriend becomes son.
15. Fearing losing her → she smells the desperation.
Most relationships aren’t unlucky.
The man loses his backbone. The woman loses respect.
The attraction dies. Then they call it: “We grew apart.”
No.
BUILT WRONG FROM DAY ONE.
CANNOT WORK.
Anthony Edwards puts the league on notice 😂
“When yall see the Timberwolves come in town yall n***** need to know they on bulls***…you got the light skin, you got the brown skin and you got the black a** n****”