Tyler K

50% Troll, 50% Business, 50% Sports. I’ve moved a lot: CO-GA-CO-TN-FL-CA-MO

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Me to Bosnia-Herzegovina right now despite multiple consecutive decades of not caring about soccer:

[Tyler K @TheTylerK]

@mlbbowman He’s saying “hey bub, what the hell are you doing? Just hit the damn ball”

[Tyler K @TheTylerK]

@NYCMayor

[Ruzy.hl @0xRuzy]

Caleb Hammer schooled a guest on how taxes work in America, explaining that the U.S. has one of the most progressive tax systems.

Caleb: Question, what percent does the top 1% pay in federal income taxes?

Guest: None.

(Brief silence)

Caleb: Think it's about 40 to 50 percent? No, I think it's about... I believe it's about 35%. Then the top 10% pays 50 to 60%. Top 50% pays 99%. The bottom 50% of earners only pay 1%. Did you know we actually have the most progressive income tax system in the entire Western world? Did you know that?

Guest: I did not.

Caleb: Oh, we do. Of course you didn't know that. Why know anything before having an opinion? What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Tyler K @TheTylerK]

@SnipeCity420 Love this shit! #horny

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Bank: We need proof you can afford a $2,000/month mortgage.

Me: I’ve been paying $2,800/month in rent for years.

Bank: Doesn’t count.

[Budweiser @budweiserusa]

Go USA, RT to pass it on. ⚽️

[Tyler K @TheTylerK]

@beinlibertarian 74 when away 72 when home 70 when sleeping (68 if I’m feeling crazy) 🤪

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

T-Bob I was gon kill ya for dem shorts but nah u fresh af so lmk where I can get dat fit at im rockin dat on stage!! U-S-A ! U-S- A !!!

[Tyler K @TheTylerK]

@TheKevinDalton I lived in San Jose for about eight years and can tell you that SJPD does not play around lol

[Tyler K @TheTylerK]

@NYCMayor Can’t wait for the @CommunityNotes on this one

[Tyler K @TheTylerK]

@BarstoolChief

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

Smiling through it all! Can’t believe this is our life. 😃

[𝖏𝖔𝖙𝖆𝖕𝖊 🇧🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇦🇷 @jpreis_30]

We really got Stenberg and Verhoeff man

Life is good

[Tyler K @TheTylerK]

@SleeperBraves Richie and Hartman. Everybody else available.

[Tyler K @TheTylerK]

@MegiddoIscariot @GigaBasedDad Hahaha

[Tyler K @TheTylerK]

@MegiddoIscariot @GigaBasedDad Yea this guy sucks. Glad he enjoyed the food though

[𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙕 𝙼𝙽𝚃𝙻𝙼𝚁𝙺𝚃𝚂 @MntlmrktsChaz]

Me seeing my wife’s boobs for the 53,685th time

[Tyler K @TheTylerK]

@dobetterdnvr Tip of the ice berg. Denver modeled themselves after San Francisco for far too long and now they’re going to find out just the same way San Francisco did.

[Tyler K @TheTylerK]

@Shawn_Cortese lol yep!