Neil McKenzie

Turra loon in Leith. Glutton for punishment/Dundee Utd fan. Sometimes pretend to know about foreign films.

[Neil McKenzie @nasmckenzie]

@RedHighlander83 Benefit of hindsight. 1986 close season - Ferguson just left Aberdeen, Smith just left D Utd assistant manager and was Scotland U21 coach. Brown was Clyde manager and a primary school teacher. Roxburgh SFA head of coaching and coached Scotland youth teams.

[Neil McKenzie @nasmckenzie]

@dundeeunitedfc @Sportliofficial “Owning a virtual patch of Tannadice is more than just a novelty…” 🤔

[Neil McKenzie @nasmckenzie]

@NakedWines @RobertBurnsNTS @N_T_S 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Neil McKenzie @nasmckenzie]

Waiting for the inevitable public statement from the Zodiac Killer distancing himself from Ted Cruz.

[Neil McKenzie @nasmckenzie]

@ianbrown Ian, you ain't the resurrection and you most certainly are not the light...

[Neil McKenzie @nasmckenzie]

@PortyBooks 'It was the day my grandmother exploded.'

[The Portobello Bookshop @PortyBooks]

As part of #BookshopDay we’re giving away a hamper filled with books! Follow, retweet and include your favourite book-related literary quotation in the comments. This is UK only and the competition ends midnight tonight (3rd October)! 📚👍

[Neil McKenzie @nasmckenzie]

@ross_gilbert81 We've all had to make great sacrifices.

[Neil McKenzie @nasmckenzie]

@albinoanaconda @BillGates Jesus.

[Neil McKenzie @nasmckenzie]

@albinoanaconda Enjoyed it. Surely Ayr Utd body paint was an option to end on?

[Yvette Cooper @YvetteCooperMP]

The truly awful thing is that Cabinet Ministers know that in a public health crisis, unclear messages, lack of trust, or credibility cost lives. They know this, yet they’ve chosen - CHOSEN - to rip up all their public health messages to push their party political lines instead

[Neil McKenzie @nasmckenzie]

@albinoanaconda I may stop following this soon...

[Neil McKenzie @nasmckenzie]

@albinoanaconda I just like how comfortable you look with taking your own picture.

[Neil McKenzie @nasmckenzie]

@AMoff7 And a definite outcome such as a “forced relegation” will also have major financial implications.

[Neil McKenzie @nasmckenzie]

@AMoff7 Because out of self interest a “maybe”positive situation doesn’t trump a definite “getting prize money early” situation.

[Neil McKenzie @nasmckenzie]

@AMoff7 Out of self interest. Yes.

[Neil McKenzie @nasmckenzie]

Plus there are no actual slots for me to book online!

[Neil McKenzie @nasmckenzie]

@Tesco You've had to cancel my food delivery today due to driver shortage. Been told the only option is to go onto the website to rebook a slot in a number of weeks time? Can't get through to your call centre to check.

[Neil McKenzie @nasmckenzie]

@RikWorth Eric Idle: "What have the SOCIALISTS ever done for us..."
"Eh, actually Eric..."