Minister of Conch Fritter Integrity 🇧🇸

♒ | Stop caring about what other people think and just live ya life bey! 👏🏿

[Minister of Conch Fritter Integrity 🇧🇸 @nassuvianferg]

@sbximperial Try BOB who told me my wire was processed a week ago, gave a receipt saying it was processed, but magically returned the funds this week claiming the wire was rejected. Now I look like a joker to my clients overseas.
These banks are lousy

[Minister of Conch Fritter Integrity 🇧🇸 @nassuvianferg]

BOB have to be the worst bank in the country at this point

[Minister of Conch Fritter Integrity 🇧🇸 @nassuvianferg]

I love how culturally, Bahamians collectively go to work, then go for breakfast, then eat breakfast and then start work

[Minister of Conch Fritter Integrity 🇧🇸 @nassuvianferg]

At these gas prices, I gern home and to work, at 40mph until 2027

[Josh @JoshuaOgundu]

The weight gain in the Black community once people are in their 30s is something serious

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

The millennial urge to wipe your entire online presence and return to a landline, Walkman, and digital camera life.

[michael 🐇 @angelicherubs]

will never be over how nasha held mickey in the lab tank to comfort him while he was dying #mickey17

[Minister of Conch Fritter Integrity 🇧🇸 @nassuvianferg]

Ladies and Gentlemen, one more step to IRS Junior

[VALA @ValaLegz]

ONE TAX BAHAMAS WEBSITE
https://t.co/BRxUgswsLi

[Minister of Conch Fritter Integrity 🇧🇸 @nassuvianferg]

I was today year's old when I learned pigs have Down syndrome???!!

[harvest knife @eat_em_raw]

told an old farmer that we give some excess produce to an animal sanctuary for pigs with Down syndrome and he looked at me bewildered and said “you’re giving your produce to retarded pigs?”

[Minister of Conch Fritter Integrity 🇧🇸 @nassuvianferg]

Almost one year waiting on funds promised.
I really believe the gov broke

[Minister of Conch Fritter Integrity 🇧🇸 @nassuvianferg]

Even the cats have the whammy now?

[Alberto @Albertochapado3]

No lo puedo creer....adopte un gato macho de la calle, lo lleve a castrar, desparasitar, todo eso... le hacen análisis, tiene SIDA, me mato, tengo tres gatas más...

[Minister of Conch Fritter Integrity 🇧🇸 @nassuvianferg]

I spent $30 and built a crucial piece of software for our onsite operations team using Replit

The way I'm about to scalp my company for.coins

[Minister of Conch Fritter Integrity 🇧🇸 @nassuvianferg]

Teach your children not to put ya hands on anyone unless it's self defense. Furthermore, the weakest man can physically overpower the strongest woman. Don't ever delude yourself.

[Minister of Conch Fritter Integrity 🇧🇸 @nassuvianferg]

Lmao this is me.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day:

[DP 🐐 @dptheog]

At this rate, all y’all flyers look the same. We don’t know if you’re selling food, promoting a party, or doing taxes. 😭

[Mzsweetcakes aka Sweetz 🍭🫧 ♑️🦅🦅🦅 @Mzsweetcakes08]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home”

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

When it's your turn to swing the hammer, do it as violently and loudly as possible. Because nobody gave a fuck when you were the nail.

[ً @cfwmx]

this generation has the proudest whores i've ever seen

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

What a rough time to be educated, empathetic, and intelligent.

[Minister of Conch Fritter Integrity 🇧🇸 @nassuvianferg]

Menzi really said Lidani even with the whammy at all costs