Sean John

I Never Sleep Cuz' Sleep is the Cousin of Death

[Sean John @nastycrips]

@Collider One budget to rule them all. No audience to bind them.

[Sean John @nastycrips]

@CultureCrave @THR Simon Kinberg got two attempts at Dark Phoenix and now they’re giving him a Star Wars trilogy. Hollywood doesn’t believe in second chances, it believes in fucking respawns. 💀

[Sean John @nastycrips]

@MarkRuffalo Imagine surviving Thanos, Ultron and Abomination just to end up fighting a merger filing. This is the saddest phase of the MCU yet.

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@MisterPXL Kojima a vu « 400 millions » et il a cru que c’était la durée de la cinématique d’intro. 😂

[Sean John @nastycrips]

@TheLastofUsNews Laura Bailey: Abby.
Laura Bailey: Firefly nurse.
Laura Bailey: Seraphite leader.
By Season 5 she’s gonna be the fucking cordyceps.

[Sean John @nastycrips]

@cosmic_marvel Imagine starring in a movie about a woman who can see the future, then spending the rest of your career pretending you can’t see the past. Madame Web didn’t flop — it became a repressed memory.

[Sean John @nastycrips]

@PSInsideFr @thegamebusiness @jasonschreier 400M demandés pour Physint, soit le budget d'un Avengers raté plus un skin Fortnite. Avec cette thune tu payais Elden Ring x4, ou Norman Reedus pour pleurer sous la pluie pendant 15 ans. 😂💀

[Sean John @nastycrips]

@DiscussingFilm Heroes of the Highway?
Nah… that’s just a runaway food truck and a lost non-binary GPS sharing one flat tire 😂

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@DiscussingFilm Laura Bailey went from voicing the most hated character in gaming to leading a cult of knife-wielding Bible freaks… career trajectory so tragic even the infected are side-eyeing her.

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@DomTheBomb So woke they recycled the non-binary Lev actor as random highway guy Paco… because even the side characters need a diversity slot

[Sean John @nastycrips]

@Variety lmao Hollywood melting down cuz Elon might fund Paramount… y’all already killed movies with the lectures, stay mad 💀

[Sean John @nastycrips]

@CinemaDurendal La pire timeline c’est clairement celle où un type qui sait même pas conjuguer « vivre » se permet de chialer sur Elon Musk et Paramount… retourne en CE2 mec, t’as plus de chances de sauver ton orthographe que Hollywood. 🤣

[Sean John @nastycrips]

@IGN bro straley speaking facts 😭 modern AAA is just expensive interactive movies with QTEs, 80 hour checklists and battle passes so you can pay to skip the boring bits. “innovation” = prettier graphics + more ways to drain your wallet. Games feel like a second job with cutscenes now

[Sean John @nastycrips]

@MisterPXL Kojima il abuse trop. Ils scannent le casting de Physint maintenant histoire qu'ils soient en maison de retraite a la sortie. Le jeu va sortir en meme temps que Half Life 3 et on aura tous des petits enfants. 3h de cutscenes pour expliquer pourquoi y a toujours pas de moteur 🤣

[Sean John @nastycrips]

@Pirat_Nation Kojima turns walking into 40-hour cinema, packs games with babies, celebs & cutscenes longer than the plot. Ditches Konami, juggles Xbox + PS while swearing loyalty. Stealth? Nah—just hiding the story in plain sight… for hours.

[Sean John @nastycrips]

@IGN Kojima, the man who turned “walking simulator” into an art form, stuffs more cutscenes than actual gameplay into every project, and somehow convinced the industry that a baby in a jar + 40 hours of lore dumps equals genius.

[Sean John @nastycrips]

@JamesStevenson Ah yes, the sacred “first hotfix + we’re listening” ritual. Translation: “We shipped it half-baked, players are already complaining, so here’s a band-aid while we panic-code the rest. Peak innovation.”

[Sean John @nastycrips]

@HipHopGamer Wolverine is a “flawless 10/10” while blue fart trails babysit you and Metacritic sits at 77. Sites giving 6 are “lying”? Or they just played it. Fake sabotage campaign? The hand-holding did that free. GOTY for participation trophies only 😂

[Sean John @nastycrips]

@ursRockrider 1.9M in 3 days while Spider-Man 2 did 2.5M in 24 hours and you’re calling it a 100% success rate? That’s not winning, that’s participation trophy energy. 77 Metacritic and still flexing like you just outsold God of War. Peak cope graphic. 💀

[Sean John @nastycrips]

@Kotaku Kotaku out here treating early sales estimates like they’re the Avengers Endgame box office while the game’s actual reviews are sitting in the same dumpster as Morbius.