Nasty Liberal

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[Nasty Liberal @NastyLiberal]

I'm following a defunct Sarah Palin. How did that happen?

[The Arkansas Press @ArkansasPress]

People are burning police cars and smoking marijuana in Wasilla. God please don't let this be the end. #OccupyWasilla

[The Arkansas Press @ArkansasPress]

I was really worried about visiting the doctor, but then I remembered: I have a magic seashell, and I can smell the stars when I tinkle.

[Dave Schuman @DaveSchuman]

7 Animals That Are One Flaw Away From Taking Over the World http://t.co/CxiWuqAd via @cracked

[Nasty Liberal @NastyLiberal]

@JulesPSpencer You know "we" say: "Never let a crisis go to waste" I'd have taken the opportunity to waste Jong il as any good liberal would

[Nasty Liberal @NastyLiberal]

@JulesPSpencer Dun' forget m'lad I'm the one woulda' nuked Pyongyang on September 12th that one year, but #Quitler need Sit Down And Shut Up

[Harry Shearer @theharryshearer]

Just askin': What's wrong with plutocracy? It worked so well on Pluto.

[Nasty Liberal @NastyLiberal]

@JulesPSpencer Obviously the delusions of your cult know no bounds (which of course begs the question, why should I remark?).

[Nasty Liberal @NastyLiberal]

@JulesPSpencer Did TR go to college? If so... where? Oh, and did you hear? Anwar al Awlaki got toasted...

[Nasty Liberal @NastyLiberal]

@JulesPSpencer Ahem. Policy. Core beliefs. Progressive.

[Nasty Liberal @NastyLiberal]

@JulesPSpencer "Policy/core beliefs-wise," the actual President is closer to TR than anyone. "It is not the critic who counts" nor a quitter

[Nasty Liberal @NastyLiberal]

@JulesPSpencer You think it 1912, need I ask who you think is TR? How is that Palin-y Doctriny thing working out for ya http://t.co/K90x7mPd

[The Arkansas Press @ArkansasPress]

If a canteloupe attacked my daughter, I would probably have to be restrained. I am not afraid of those. I can make myself invisible. Watch.

[Nasty Liberal @NastyLiberal]

@JulesPSpencer @phillymag MT If Chris Christie isn't running for president> Stop flirting, Mr. Governor! /RT by a Palinbot?! beyond delusion

[Nasty Liberal @NastyLiberal]

@JulesPSpencer @IanLazaran That horse left the barn long before Quitler resigned & left legacy Parnell in charge; you're insulting Alaskans.

[Nasty Liberal @NastyLiberal]

@JulesPSpencer Funny, I thought that a picture of Alice Lee.

[Nasty Liberal @NastyLiberal]

@JulesPSpencer Good luck buddy: defamation suit TR filed cost a fortune and settled for 6 cents; other was against him a near thing & costly

[The Arkansas Press @ArkansasPress]

When I wear my chinchilla lingerie, I always feel like Bob Ross is watching me. I like to watch his videos and paint trees on the furniture.

[Nasty Liberal @NastyLiberal]

The Dirty Little Red State Secret: Welfare Disguised as Defense Spending http://t.co/SDORbSQ Aye yam looking at you, #Halliburton #teaparty