newps

buckle up, fucklehead

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

clipse album will have you missing your parents, wanting to sell coke and order focaccia

[Brooklyn White-Grier @brooklynrwhite]

This is how Clipse’s Tiny Desk ended:

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Kurt Vonnegut; the country that we love still exists at the public library

[Big O @Riverboat_Ross]

The only Big Beautiful Bill I’ll ever care about

[tay @hairball1952]

summer plans

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

don’t leave ur girl around me cause I’m gonna ask her why Michael Clayton got out of his car to look at those horses

[Liam McCollum @MLiamMcCollum]

TUCKER CARLSON TO TED CRUZ: “You asked me why I am obsessed with Israel three minutes after telling me that when you first ran for Congress you elucidated one of your main goals which was to defend Israel, and I am the one who is obsessed with Israel—I don't see a lawmaker’s job as defending the interest of a foreign government. Period . . . . that does not make me an antisemite, and shame on you for suggesting otherwise.”

[newps @nastynewps]

https://t.co/i1DKDGX0Ca

[newps @nastynewps]

guys only want one thing* and its fucking disgusting

*mindhunter season 3

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘MINDHUNTER’ could potentially return in the form of three two-hour movies.

Holt McCallany met with David Fincher, who floated the idea.

“I know there are writers that are working, but you know, David has to be happy with scripts.”

(Source: https://t.co/z2GvtLjckK)

[newps @nastynewps]

RIP GOAT

[Zac 🍒 @World0fEcho]

Pet Sounds was released 59 years ago today happy birthday Pet Sounds

[newps @nastynewps]

just seen a man headphones in on his laptop at the bar. assumed he was working late but he was watching last episode of the rehearsal. godspeed brother

[newps @nastynewps]

just seen colin quinn chilling on steinway, talk about a weekend update

[Jake Hole 🎒 @MrToDamnFunny]

pov i just found you throwing up on yourself in my bathroom

[b r a n d i @futurewipes]

tell her Future still doing it

[JT @tallboythinlegs]

going "school of rock" mode but it's "school of film" and i'm exploiting the unpaid labor of a 2nd grade class to make an all kid remake of "sunset boulevard"

[New York Mets @Mets]

FRANCISCOOOOOOOOO #METSWIN

[newps @nastynewps]

@jthaas3 makes no sense