xoxo

[I Don't Know Her @I_Dont_Know_Her]

I've watched this about 100 times

[Jenni @hashjenni]

when you finally text everyone back but they respond right away

[Jenni @hashjenni]

A BREAK. A fuckin break.

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

us next @marksandspencers xx

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

“it’s just a movie”

the movie:

[OC & Verde @OCandVerde]

Just filled my car up with petrol and bought a Twix.

8 grand.

[Betty Bloodletter @BBloodletter]

………….

[adam_smart96 @adam_smart96]

I tell you the history books In school for the next generation are going to be mental

[Big Sam @KingKomo_]

Oh no, the wind blew away my productivity

[Rod🇵🇸🇺🇦🌻#PR#Wokeratiblackbelt#FBPE 💚 @splodders]

The grand old Duke of York, he had 12 million quid. He gave it to someone he never met, for something he never did.

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Prince Andrew has just given millions of pounds to someone he insists he has never met. What remarkable generosity.

[Casey Balsham @CaseyBalsham]

Just got excited at a crossword clue that was “cheese lovers” and was like oooooo there’s a name for people like me and the answer was mice

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

BREAKING: Leaked Sue Gray report reveals shocking abuse of the rules. Hard to see how the PM can cling on after this.

[Andre Justin @_ajcramos]

I think everyone needs to see this

[Chantel Kavanagh @kavanaghchantel]

If I hear how does a blind girl wash her hair once more I’m deleting tik tok