Natalie Wagner

she/her

[Natalie Wagner @nat__wag]

Today my mom found my brother's birth certificate in the trash... So I think we all know who the smarter sibling is here

[Natalie Wagner @nat__wag]

They told us “she HAS to be home before we will deliver, but don’t worry we’ll be there soon after she gets discharged” … so we brought her home, and guess what? Everything I’ve heard from an Apria representative so far has been a LIE

[Natalie Wagner @nat__wag]

@ApriaHealthcare wouldn’t deliver my nanas oxygen machine before she got home from hospital. She’d get mini 4hr machine to last from discharge to device delivery. She has been home 6.5hrs now and has run out of o2, and Apria still won’t tell us when they’re delivering

[Natalie Wagner @nat__wag]

They keep telling us delivery windows and then not delivering. They told us theyd send it immediately when we call them during discharge. The Apria phone people have talked to me, my mom, AND the hospital staff as though we are some sort of inconvenience. It’s OXYGEN

[Natalie Wagner @nat__wag]

My hidden talent is that I can fold a fitted sheet

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

only a select few men have value

[kate flood 🇵🇸 @KateFlood]

i was raped by a friend of 5 years, in my own home, my own bed, he was friends with my friends, when i passed out he got my other friends to leave, he stayed to 'look after me', obviously my friends didn't question it, so don't tell us "if you knew me you'd know i'm not a threat"

[Emily @EmMcchrystal]

men saying “i’ve been scared to walk alone in the dark too??” yeah....Because of other men

[𝖋𝖔𝖝𝖞 𝖉𝖆𝖉𝖘 @foxydads]

All these articles I keep seeing about how quarantine at home deeply affects the health of the brain should be a reminder that prisons existed before and will exist after this time and no one seemed to care about their health at all

[Sam Saulsbury @SamuelSaulsbury]

[texting my landlord] hey I forget, is rent 200 dollars?

[Jillian Turner⚡️ @jillyturna]

The new CDC director says schools can reopen without vaccinating teachers. Now if this was a republican administration, we would be crying foul. WE SHOULD STILL BE CRYING FOUL. Teachers have been left out of reopening plans and these politicians are dropping the ball.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Cleo. She gets made fun of for the way she sits. Tries not to let it get to her but it does. 14/10 don’t listen to them Cleo you’re perfect

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

This election is a tough call because one candidate was endorsed by both the Taliban and the KKK and the other was endorsed by a broad bipartisan coalition and the New England Journal of Medicine.

[Caitlin Degnan Rooney @Caitzooo]

This “no cash” thing is starting to really worry me. Got a man his coffee today because the shop wasn’t accepting his change, then spoke to him only to realise he was homeless. What’s actually going to happen when we become a cashless society, the homeless can’t use their change?

[Natalie Wagner @nat__wag]

Before** nov 3- VOTE EARLY

[Travon Free @Travon]

The moral of the story is, he lied to you for months and encouraged you to live wrecklessly during a pandemic, and when it got to him he received every top tier treatment and medication to ensure his survival while your friends and family died alone. Remember that on Nov 3rd.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Just a normal, harmless virus that required the President to be treated twice with supplemental oxygen and experimental drug therapies.

[Leana Wen, M.D. @DrLeanaWen]

If @realDonaldTrump were my patient, in unstable condition + contagious illness, & he suddenly left the hospital to go for a car ride that endangers himself & others:

I'd call security to restrain him then perform a psychiatric evaluation to examine his decision-making capacity.