wish that was me

they/them • gay

[wish that was me @natakyoo]

Also just a reminder that if you are pregnant you should never drink mugwort tea and keep the papaya seeds far far far away from you. Wouldn’t want anything happening to the baby.
(Please take care of your health tho)

[spanish pipedream @spnishpipedream]

funniest possible reaction

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

Is that.. a cat in full armour?

[wish that was me @natakyoo]

Someone want to gift me stardew for PC as an early birthday present? 😇

[wish that was me @natakyoo]

Nobody warned me about how much of an authors career is just…waiting.

[wish that was me @natakyoo]

My dad said the way I portrayed him in my book is unfair.
I say: don’t want the world to know you are an asshole, then don’t be one.

[wish that was me @natakyoo]

Glad to inform my mental breakdown season started early this year ✌️

[wish that was me @natakyoo]

Being mentally ill means sitting down on a Sunday evening to write down your symptoms because if you forget even one your doctor won’t believe that you have problems

[wish that was me @natakyoo]

@michelledotpng ….I mean

[wish that was me @natakyoo]

Pressing play on a new Es Sheeran album is like
„Time to get hurt“

[wish that was me @natakyoo]

I love capitalism using famous artists to distract from a problem the created

[wish that was me @natakyoo]

The fact you can borrow my book in a library is wild to me

[wish that was me @natakyoo]

@michelledotpng @citrusymikan You should be (happy and sorry)

[wish that was me @natakyoo]

Do those “shifttok” girlies know that they could be responsible for someones grippy sock vacation?

[wish that was me @natakyoo]

Learning about witchcraft, demons and origins of religions ruined horror movies for me

Also knowing about rabies. Many demonic possessions just sound like rabies.

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

I would like to announce the upcoming Stardew Valley Cookbook! It'll be out next spring, and includes 50 recipes from the game... such as pink cake, salad, and the strange bun. Cover illustration by @kee_fry

[wish that was me @natakyoo]

@michelledotpng Jetzt erst recht

[wish that was me @natakyoo]

Stayed up all night on the phone with my best friend because her (now ex) boyfriend assaulted her and she had to call the police TWICE
#VenusRetrograde

[wish that was me @natakyoo]

#ZONE Is being outside with your friends on a summer night. It’s sitting around the campfire. It’s just being. Existing. Living. Dare I say enjoying life.