natalie

yuh

[maya 🦇 @irish_goodbi]

I can't tell what my favorite part of this video is: the solemnity in announcing people have been "holding space" for the lyrics of a 20 year old song, Cynthia acting like she personally wrote it, Ariana holding onto Cynthia's index finger, or the reveal of "a couple of posts"

[natalie @Nataleezzy]

If I could have any job in the world it would be personal assistant to Jack Black

[natalie @Nataleezzy]

Do you think anyone lost their virginity to thrift shop by Macklemore

[natalie @Nataleezzy]

@B_nice2_Me Not my frat
Not my brother

[natalie @Nataleezzy]

If I had a billion dollars I would simply rear end every person who fails to do a zipper merge correctly

[lucy🧖🏻‍♀️ @sa1twaterthief]

Just saw a t shirt that said “John Lennon broke up fluxus” 😭😭😭😭

[natalie @Nataleezzy]

Nobody builds factories in the US anymore YOU CANT DO IT #SuperBowl

[natalie @Nataleezzy]

Just went to TJs the cashier forgot to compliment any of my items and then got to my last one (garlic) and just threw out a “have u ever tried raw garlic” … free them

[natalie @Nataleezzy]

Oomf said “you have grubby little hand energy” “like you know when a baby grabs their parents hand” bruh wtf

[natalie @Nataleezzy]

who tf has aux in the burbank airport and why are you playing Radiohead

[natalie @Nataleezzy]

“Let me see your ID” is the stealing their hat of flirting in college

[natalie @Nataleezzy]

@biganonybo @sa1twaterthief Had one today 🕺🏼

[natalie @Nataleezzy]

What if you had a kid and they clapped on the 1 and 3 instead of the 2 and 4

[natalie @Nataleezzy]

@sa1twaterthief No lol it’s just thick Liverpool accents

[natalie @Nataleezzy]

Millennials love a hat

[zoë @ZoeTantonn]

third base is seeing my forehead

[natalie @Nataleezzy]

You ever feel like people are one trick ponies but the trick is having no trick

[dailyn swainiac @slambailey]

It’s giving tree