Sam Bailey

Heart throb

[Sam Bailey @slambailey]

the kardashians did NOT hold back on the tristan thompson situation 👀

[Sam Bailey @slambailey]

@HunterBiden Hunter it’s my brother’s wedding weekend could you wish him a happy wedding??

[Sam Bailey @slambailey]

Justine Lupe hive make some noise

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

In honor of the 8th anniversary, tell us your favorite moment from Succession.

[Sam Bailey @slambailey]

Genuinely unbelievable people say this show is bad

[culture @notgwendalupe]

28 years ago, Ross said the wrong name at his wedding with Emily in 'Friends'

[Sam Bailey @slambailey]

@Rizabellepow @XavierBecerra I did, Rita.

[Jon Kent @jonkentcomrade]

Won't endorse Talarico to beat a Republican but will endorse a gubertorial candidate 3 states away to beat a leftist.

[Sam Bailey @slambailey]

Xavier Becerra is a dumb moron

[Sam Bailey @slambailey]

Oh phew

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

TRUST IN TRUMP.

"Just sit back and relax, it will all work out well in the end - It always does!" - President Donald J. Trump. 🇺🇸

[Sam Bailey @slambailey]

@josecanyousee You’re not very bright

[Sam Bailey @slambailey]

@josecanyousee José you are simple

[Sam Bailey @slambailey]

I sincerely doubt he could dunk like that given his condition

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York.

Go Spurs Go 🔥👽

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Wow. You just said the most good thing ever *hangs an award around your neck*

[Sam Bailey @slambailey]

What’s he ever talking about

[Sam Bailey @slambailey]

Let jims live he’s still the goat

[emerson borakove @EmersonsBorako1]

My favorite Simpsons analysis channel just admitted 10 years into making videos he has never seen the Tracey Ullman shorts…….. wtff

[Sam Bailey @slambailey]

They should invent a phrase for a beer you have at the airport, like “beer airport” or something like that

[Sam Bailey @slambailey]

A movie like backrooms called Bathrooms

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

Overstating the excesses of Woke I will be punishable by death under Woke II

[Sam Bailey @slambailey]

She talks like an alt comedy character raking in 60k views on reels

[umichvoter @umichvoter]

Haley Stevens when pressed about AIPAC quietly funneling a massive chunk of donations to her camping and tens of millions of outside expenditures:

"Why would you ask me that question?" 💀

[fka brecht apologist @_madisontayt]

sitting in my stoop in bedstuy and and trying to eat some of this vegan ube ice cream i just developed while i wait for this european man to send me an uber to williamsburg for our date but my roommate just moved out and she took all the spoons because she technically owns them