god warrior

if it’s not love then it’s the bomb that will bring us together

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Fuck. You guys I had a tweet tonight but I lost it

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He makes me want to … take a breath that’s true ?

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Robert Smith making me want to learn how to breathe properly

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At the cure gig processing that hot people get old ?

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@bianca45118 Omg yes let’s go 🙏

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Girl brain: I disassembled the vacuum cleaner, put it back together, and now it blows air …

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The civic duty of a dog owner to bandy them about where people see them and smile :)

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How do all of the Amazon listings get these pics

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Mine is a sweet and funny girl who really likes when you sing to her

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Only thing I want to say tonight is 73 chihuahuas were rescued from a hoarder house in Kensington this month, and when they become available for adoption you should maybe consider taking the Chihuahua Pill

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I had some CEO tweets come to mind while watering the plants but they're DEAD now

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Negotiated with the teen working the register at Wawa about why I should be able to leave with my expired license and Twisted Tea lite 12 pack. Now I'm feeling like the CEO

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CEO of what ? Not your business

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Atomization :(

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Rita’s drive thru ? That ain’t right

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@alienotter Tehe

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@badnewsbradway Noooooooooooo pls just a crumb of market research before you venmo a stranger a thousand dollars :(

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@holy420shit Oh wtf dude happy birthday

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B words love my color theory