wife guy

i dont get it

[wife guy @nataliapilled]

you guys live in hell omg

[Lov£ Omo®️egbe is a gamma female. @Osaesohe]

Please don’t be fooled no man will ever go 50-50 domestic chores with you, never.

[wife guy @nataliapilled]

because no one uses it <3

[Kam ✨ @PatsKam]

Wait why do so many people not know that there is a word in English for “the day after tomorrow”??? 😭

[☆ @V6MPLRE]

european witchcraft is being done at the fifa headquarters and nobody is saying anything

[wife guy @nataliapilled]

that big norwegian monster of a man is scaring me

[wife guy @nataliapilled]

however the capri leggings with kitten heels are loading as we speak

[wife guy @nataliapilled]

i will not be participating in this jorts trend i am too tall and too thick at this time…..

[✍️ 🇦🇱 @10blended]

they made his toe bigger with AI bro that shit wasn’t there before

[wife guy @nataliapilled]

this is AI delete this

[(fan) REAL MADRID FANS 🤍 @AdriRM33]

EL SALUDO Y REENCUENTRO ENTRE CRISTIANO RONALDO Y JAMES RODRÍGUEZ.

ESTOY LLORANDO 😭😭�

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Are you ready to be Colombian?

[wife guy @nataliapilled]

NONSENSE AND BULLSHIT

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Colombia’s goal against Portugal has been disallowed as offside at the World Cup.

[wife guy @nataliapilled]

WHAT THE FUCK

[wife guy @nataliapilled]

now why tf are there so many colombian flags in lisbon LMAOOO

[wife guy @nataliapilled]

i would give my left arm

[Paa Manuel @PaamanuelUtd_]

🗣️ Nana Kwaku Bonsam (Ghanaian spiritual priest that cursed Harry Kane):

“Cape Verde will ELIMINATE Argentina in the round 32 knockout fixture”

[wife guy @nataliapilled]

fnfgffffghh me

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

A man you don’t like and find annoying will be like “you really remind me of Aubrey Plaza.”

[wife guy @nataliapilled]

wrestling with the idea of taking on a management role at work……… possibly as a form of self harm

[wife guy @nataliapilled]

ok so when are women supposed to have kids bc if we have them young it’s a problem if we have them old it’s a problem like my god

[H A I F A 🇵🇸 @ih8diosa]

as someone who was raised by someone who had them when they were 30 Please consider you will be experiencing your Menopause with ur daughters Puberty

[jill @littlefucky]

I'm a fucking walking paradox no i'm not threesomes with a fucking triceratops...

[wife guy @nataliapilled]

medium.

[“paula” @paularambles]

you think you’ve mastered restaurant etiquette and then the waiter asks how you want your salmon cooked

[wife guy @nataliapilled]

me talking to my regulars tonight

[Pukicho @pukicho]

The threads of fate bind us. I need 40 dollars