Natalie

glaucoma suspect

[Natalie @natalie_lord]

how I feel with my English degree teaching kids letter sounds

[cary @brokebackstan]

ocd is so funny it’s like heyyyy would you guys mind if i Checked real quick?? sorry i just have to Check. ok cool we’re good. wait actuallt sorry one sec im just gonna Check again.

[Natalie @natalie_lord]

comphet will never convince me men aren’t all a little ugly

[Natalie @natalie_lord]

garage sales are the cornerstone of America

[Natalie @natalie_lord]

@emsillz come work with me I went out for recess today

[Natalie @natalie_lord]

dips and dressings should be made calorieless by God

[Natalie @natalie_lord]

fire hydrants in the 1800s shoot back

[Natalie @natalie_lord]

so embarrassing when my ocd chooses something like not turning the stove off literally sooo played out let’s brainstorm something fresh

[Natalie @natalie_lord]

waited 2.5 hours to get into a bar to be greeted with a $5 cover and a shitty cover band is this hell

[Natalie @natalie_lord]

honestly I feel like I’m owed a ticket to every high school sweetheart wedding from my graduating class like I wanna see what they have going on there

[Natalie @natalie_lord]

witnessed a kindergartener drop major family issues like it was nothing during math corner today

[alex 🍉 @kitsdimple]

this is like the last supper for gay ppl

[Natalie @natalie_lord]

@emsillz straight freaks

[Natalie @natalie_lord]

making me tell doctors my eye history should be considered cruel and unusual punishment

[Natalie @natalie_lord]

hey guys! Decided I’m never going to the doctor again! I just decided!😋

[Natalie @natalie_lord]

got the planned parenthood lightrail and it’s like getting the lesbians in the Disney Pets ride to me

[Natalie @natalie_lord]

@avafartnite good afternoon Ava Fartnite

[Natalie @natalie_lord]

@emsillz when Claire validates me I start to float a little

[Natalie @natalie_lord]

I’ve also had the flu and you don’t see me bragging

[Poor Lawyer @poorlawyer]

Jade Carey, who has had the flu, contributes to the team gold medal with a wonderful Cheng vault! 14.8.

[marie ✨ @hanyuchopin]

obsessed with this one guy on the US men's gymnastics team who looks like he's getting his phd in anthropology and his only job is pommel horse