nat

[Fart Corvelay @Mark_Cam_3]

pronouncing Bojangles like Los Angeles

[tate @octatate]

the mold in my owala is making me evil

[orbis @_heral_fog]

gf texted me “Can we talk?”

lfg I like talking with her so much

[charlie @chunkbardey]

taking your keys on a trip feels so silly it’s like hmm yeah lemme bring these just in case where i’m going they have My Door

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Dude please don’t do Bloody Mary in my bathroom bruh please

[c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin]

There was a water leak in the basement tonight and George kept “helping” by running to the top of the basement stairs and doing some heavy breathing/staring

[Alexis Nikole Nelson @blackforager]

“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork

[re: emma @evemmore]

people with bikes love to say oh no worries I’ll cycle there and then show up to the function just sweaty and horrible

[🅱️rother Theresa @BroTheresa_]

Black smoke = we don’t have a pope

White smoke = we do have a pope

Grey smoke = we might have a pope

Red smoke = stop for the pope

Green smoke = go pope go

Yellow smoke = watch out for the pope

Purple smoke = grape flavored pope

Orange pope = glad I didn’t say banana pope

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

i've had like 600 mg of caffeeine today which has given me the ability to read people's minds and they're all mad at me

[Sam @zo1oft]

I'm doing a new challenge called MONDAY, APRIL 28, 2025. It's where I try to not kill myself through every hour of MONDAY, APRIL 28, 2025

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

when are Pope tryouts

[frankie @frankieats]

unfollowed someone for saying they hate blueberry muffins do not fuck around with me please

[mau @rllydu]

it seems like nobody wants a rollie, rollie, rollie with a dab of ranch anymore

[shar @sharloola]

no i actually noticed that social cue i just don’t know what to do with it

[esoteric boytwink @gutnuggets]

stop smoking camels with the mammals and come smoke american spirits with the one you hold dearest

[ִֶָ @oIiviaholic]

these three mf enter in a bar

[Slenderman @slendermmn]

Am I not Allowed to go Shopping

[natalie @nataliestwt]

how is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight. you’re from outside