natalie

🏩 Registered Nurse 👩🏼‍⚕️ | Seattle

[natalie @natalieee_14]

My grandma just opened a card with $100 in it and said “wow I didn’t even have to do a lap dance for this”

[Emerald City Hockey @EmeraldCityHky]

Our friends at @QueenAnneHall are giving away 2 tickets to tonight's #SEAKraken game!

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[natalie @natalieee_14]

When you get played and the only app he’s on is BeReal but your friends come through

[natalie @natalieee_14]

@NSDwx @nicklorge Omg you don’t know??

[natalie @natalieee_14]

Honestly kinda crazy how I can see when I wear my glasses while I drive

[natalie @natalieee_14]

My brother is so cool!!!!

[Nathan @NSDwx]

Incredibly honored to have been part of an amazing @iowasnewsnow team that walked away with a @MidwestEmmys award last night for our 7 hours of continuous tornado coverage in July 2021, including a tornado on live TV!

[Nathan @NSDwx]

With mom and @natalieee_14 for our last regular season games of the season. Who needs work?? #SeaUsRise

[natalie @natalieee_14]

I just accidentally laughed out loud in the break room at this tweet and my coworker asked what was so funny but I’m not really close with her and I don’t know her sense of humor so I had to lie and show her another less morbid tweet

[natalie @natalieee_14]

Uh oh starting to feel like all my problems would be solved by moving out of the state

[natalie @natalieee_14]

Should’ve been more grateful for all the times during my childhood that I had to ride in my grandpas car that smelled like straight ash tray, he was probably just trying to prepare me for the annual wildfire season that would happen every year of my adult life

[natalie @natalieee_14]

Do you spend an hour drafting up a confrontational message so that you don’t hurt someone’s feelings even though they just hurt yours, or are you normal?

[natalie @natalieee_14]

People who sleep naked are 27% more likely to die in a house fire (I just made that up but I really do think about it while I’m trying to fall asleep)

[natalie @natalieee_14]

@NSDwx Get the flu vaccine now, by the time the Covid booster is available you can get it. I don’t know if there’s a certain time you have to wait but it might not be available to you right away

[natalie @natalieee_14]

I personally don’t have student loans but my bestie did and now we get to go blow all our money together (jk but see how people can be happy for other people even if they aren’t directly benefitting from it??)

[natalie @natalieee_14]

@NSDwx As long as you don’t have an aneurysm

[natalie @natalieee_14]

My stomach just made the loudest fucking noise in the complete silence of the break room and I saw my coworkers head look up so now I’m gonna quit my job

[natalie @natalieee_14]

@MirrorManStanly @rumin8z @lesbrains Fuck off steve

[natalie @natalieee_14]

@b2bvault @NSDwx I’ve always wanted to be an aunt

[natalie @natalieee_14]

Give me 10 mins in a room alone with the members of the Supreme Court who voted to overturn Roe v Wade

[natalie @natalieee_14]

Nursing school was hard but I literally think being trained to be a Home Depot employee and memorizing which aisle everything is in would be harder

[natalie @natalieee_14]

@nathanSD8 Tell my job to stop making us pay $20/shift to park

[natalie @natalieee_14]

Walk home safe? Sorry but if there’s a shortcut through a dark alley that is gonna get me home 30 seconds earlier I am gonna take it