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[Pop Base @PopBase]

The PWHL has announced an expansion team in San Jose, California.

San Jose is the fourth of the new franchises that will expand the league to 12 teams for the 2026-27 season. The team will join the NHL’s Sharks and the minor league affiliate Barracuda in San Jose.

(https://t.co/E9QyHYSgg4)

[onion ring @oniunring]

2 beers in and i start giving credit where its due

[maneesha @ManeeshaSem]

happy women’s day to the ocean, the moon and all the flowers

[italian lucite @yurodivys]

My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming

[b. ijbolsson @bombinmycarrrr]

if your future isnt teal unfollow me

[natalie olsen @natalieeolsen]

i’m grossly jealous of celebrities who have been on both dancing with the stars and traitors

[natalie olsen @natalieeolsen]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[natalie olsen @natalieeolsen]

@sfoutsidelands $500+ for one ticket and you can’t even give us a patch? god forbid a tattoo or sticker. but THE PATCH? is anything sacred?

[natalie olsen @natalieeolsen]

ex just soft launched the girl he always told me not to worry about 😁😁😁 i love being right 😌😌😌

[jolene of arc @okaypompeii]

It's so weird being someone's boss. The new intern reports to me and today she somberly shuffled over to my desk and was like, "I know I should've sent this email yesterday, but I just sent it now, I'm so sorry!" and I was like 'what? who cares' lol

[natalie olsen @natalieeolsen]

hi Sharks, today I’m asking for $100,000 to hit my daily protein goal

[mariana @pastapilled]

working on a photo dump

[natalie olsen @natalieeolsen]

im single but at least i dont have a “moderate” boyfriend. just say he hates you and move on

[sophie @netcapgirl]

ever since i was young i wanted to transform unstructured data into actionable business insights

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i need to buy a rug. i fear i don’t have what it takes

[natalie olsen @natalieeolsen]

there’s nothing like primetime in paris

[natalie olsen @natalieeolsen]

@sfoutsidelands why are you only giving 1 patch/tattoo per order despite multiple wristbands ordered? so disappointing. my friends and I collect them and for $500 you’d think we could get another patch.

[natalie olsen @natalieeolsen]

@PandaExpress why did you discontinue the hot mustard please can i have the rest 😭😭😭

[natalie olsen @natalieeolsen]

donald trump + the bouncers at khartoum 🤝 biggest power trip you’ll ever witness

[natalie olsen @natalieeolsen]

just got double yahtzee try to fuck w me