Asked my uber driver how long he’s been uber driving and he said “I never started” and then I laughed and then he didn’t laugh & then we rode in silence for 10 minutes and then I sneezed & he said “what was that sound you just made” and I said “a sneeze” & he said “okay”. 5 stars
does anyone else ever get in a mood where they want to throw their phone in the ocean and not talk to anyone for at least 2 weeks or is that just me lolll