Natalie Hebert

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Obligatory October tweet wherein I confess my love for the @astros. As you were.

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Hi, Twitter. It's been a while. I'm back to add to the noise. @tedcruz, if there were any women in Texas who were undecided before, they sure as hell aren't now. Pack your bags. #BetoForSenate #FBIInvestigationOrNoVote #sorrydad

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Obligatory "this thing on?" tweet after being gone for over a year. No one was tweeting anything worthwhile in 2017 anyway, right?

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Thanks, @theFword527! Alright, @Stranger_Things tell me if this last minute costume choice gets one of them waffles:

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Falling asleep during my kid's Little Gym class like a boss.

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THIS JUST IN: Any man in a suit talking on the phone is saying 1 of 2 things: "Relay that message for me" or "We'll touch base later"

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No lie. In Target and there's an English family who's child is screaming because the other child bit him. The other child's name? Charlie.

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I actually just used the line "You're thirsty? Swallow your spit." I've officially arrived at motherhood, guys.

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Thanks to @pennyandsparrow I wept in front of a room full of strangers. Now for bourbon and True Detective. It's been a good night, y'all.

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@ryanbooth Last Waltz of course and then Wilco's I Am Trying to Break Your Heart -- gold.

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@lorenljones ... right? Do we start a hashtag? How do we make this an official campaign?

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Flight outta Logan before 6am. See you soon, MT.

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I know I'm not alone thinking the lyrics were "just keep chasing penguins" but I MIGHT be the only one who still thought that at 1pm today.

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@C_M_Boudreaux i wuv you.

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Just spent 5 minutes swinging really high on a swing. It was fun but now I feel like I might throw up. Sometimes being 30 is cruel.

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@fdknight had never heard of it. Sigourney Weaver?! Spider man?!...and Frodo?! I'm in.

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@RichieRamsey nice!

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Currently planning a 90s Elijah Wood party with Elana. Huck Finn (duh), The War, Deep Impact, and of course, The Faculty. Other suggestions?

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Late night drives with @sbhebert. Scream-singing BNL's Rock Spectacle. 2000 until 4-eva.