My favourite thing about conspiracy theories about government is folks think government could orchestrate an entire pandemic when most days we can’t coordinate a teams meeting
Today a concerned neighbour told me to be careful because there is a “sex offender on the loose by our apartment building”. She informed me that there is a photo of him and warning on the bulletin board by the mailboxes.
This is the warning she was referring to.
This would make a lot more sense if AZ didn't work (it does) & clots were common (they're rare) & variants weren't surging (they are) and people in their 40s and 50s weren't ending up on vents (they are) and we had other vaccines to use instead (we don't) https://t.co/DM0YJeLxbz
I worried that my boyfriend hadn’t eaten a proper meal all day. His reason?? He’s trying intermittent fasting... how do I tell him it doesn’t work if you eat cookies all day?
In exactly one month I will write my final exam of law school. This evening, my whole class got this email from our equity & trusts lecturer... I think it was a “you can do this” moment we all needed 😭
The world is freaking out about COVID-19 (including me) and I’m halfway across the world from my parents and I just want to fly home and be able to hug them.
Something I never understand about booking flights with Air Canada is that a one-way from Calgary to London is $500 but a one-way from London to Calgary is $3000.
Me in September to my prof: “hey, is the mock tribunal in last class of the semester mandatory? If I leave a few days earlier my flight home is 1/3 of the price”
Prof: “you’ll automatically fail if you don’t show up”
Prof today: “class is cancelled today”