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I would give all my fame for a pot of ale | she/her

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i can read my girlfriend like a book… one that’s written in french, i can understand the odd word but in general i have no idea what’s going on

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am i officially old now that i’m liking facebook and instagram posts from two or three days ago?

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.@PayGapApp is proving to be the hero of my #IWD

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not only do we get to watch a repeat of catchphrase, but Jess gets to be subjected to a repeat of all my commentary too 😂

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why do i panic that i’m suddenly unable to recognise stairs when having to prove i’m not a robot?

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playing monopoly to end valentine’s date night on an argument 🤪

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

BREAKING: Govt strikes exclusive deal with Wordle to release Sue Gray report one word at a time until 2028.

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can someone explain to me why all five letter words escape my mind when i open wordle

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conversations by email are weird. imagine talking face to face and saying “hi [name]” each time you spoke

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@samwoolston wishing you the best for 2022 pal, hope it treats you better than 2021 has <3

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Merry Christmas to all two of you who read my tweets 🎄💕

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@Llivvy121 he’s too cute 😍

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My mum always told me not to talk after taking cough medicine, but Jess has never heard of that and thinks it was a way to shut me up. Who’s right?!

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what does an extremely uninteresting person do when tasked with coming up with an “interesting fact” about themself for team building? asking for a friend…

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My @AmazonUK delivery is late but it’s not lost until Sunday 9 March? Which Sunday 9 March? The next one is 2025.

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the imposter syndrome when being handed big responsibilities at work is so real

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been feeling crap all day with a cold and been really fancying a curry for tea, so Jess has just gone and made a delicious homemade curry for tea 🥺❤️

[nat🐥 @nataliescholey]

PT, beef stir fry, catchphrase then bake off on the telly. Perfect evening 😌💚

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but seriously how does jess put up with me when i will randomly burst into xmas songs in october?