Natalie 🪐

misandrist

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I’ll be ike "yeah this is my emotional support animal" n it's just a cat who actively works to make my life more difficult

[sarah 🪿 @medievalthymes]

this is just what it feels like everyday now

[emmy award winner @emxlymargaret]

another mother's day where my cats didn't get me SHIT

[c @c110101101]

They put Kill Yo Self in the pollen this year

[sydnee 🌱 @ginasfsydnee]

i love having a cat like i just have this creature living in my home and we don't speak the same language but we love each other and hold hands while we nap

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

hey sorry i was insane and annoying last night. it’s just that i’m insane and annoying

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

Hey sorry I missed your call I was slow blinking at my cat so he knows I love him

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

do u know how dangerous i’d be if i could finish things i start

[ྀི @hrtindica]

leaving the house with the nervous system of someone going to war

[Mr. Mallard @distraughtduck]

not an early bird, nor a late night owl, but a secret third thing (permanently exhausted duck)

[👑 Mr. Weeks 👑 @WonderKing82]

Because heterosexual men will still try to have sex with them.

[joy ꩜ @aopvs]

i feel like i was supposed to exist without a body. i am better as a concept or in theory why am i here and why can people perceive me

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

i need to get my cat a phone so he can call me while i’m at work

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

my new year's resolution is to vanish under mysterious circumstances

[erin proctor @postproctorism]

*three drinks in* I could fix chess

[Jay @jaysmith_ai]

i'm like "i don't give a fuck" then have an anxiety attack

[mara @vixeias]

Sorry i accidentally shared something personal so now i have to kill you

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

Every day I come in to work and am faced with a scenario so unbelievably stupid