Natalie ♛

I hope to arrive to my death,
late,
in love,
and a little drunk

[Natalie ♛ @nataliestevenss]

@clark_kimbo that's what I figured, stay safe

[Natalie ♛ @nataliestevenss]

@clark_kimbo why are you there?

[Natalie ♛ @nataliestevenss]

The calm before the storm

[Natalie ♛ @nataliestevenss]

@T_Kest but when you declaw a cat you have to cut off half its little bean toes. #consideryourselflucky

[Natalie ♛ @nataliestevenss]

Beautiful day for the most beautiful bride

[Natalie ♛ @nataliestevenss]

*at the dollar store buying wedding shower things*
cashier: "have a great party and a great wedding"
me: "thank you, you too"

[Natalie ♛ @nataliestevenss]

#chad2020

[Natalie ♛ @nataliestevenss]

Lucille Bluth is my hero

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I love that my sister is getting married because group gifts just keep getting cheaper

[Hoodie Allen @HoodieAllen]

idea: puppy bar

a place where u can get drunk and then play w small dogs

[Natalie ♛ @nataliestevenss]

And 3 cheers for never being good enough

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@roy_uzzell

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"'Feminism? No thanks. I prefer gender equality.'
Water? No thanks. I prefer H20."

[Natalie ♛ @nataliestevenss]

Becca: "our grad class motto is 'let's take a nap first'"
Me: "ours was 'let's over analyze everything 3 months after a decision is made'"

[Natalie ♛ @nataliestevenss]

Officially graduated from college today

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I need friends with dogs