Natalie

so far it's alright

[mark leidner @markleidner]

each morning I put one uncooked ravioli in a thermos. i pour hot water over it, steeping it like tea, and then i drink it all day at work (i work at the white house) and at the end of the day, as i take the last sip of the tea, the soft ravioli slides into my mouth, and i eat it

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

i will never forget the time a guy asked me for my number @ a party & when i didn’t give it to him he got it from my friend & left me a voicemail saying if i didn’t call him back i was “gonna screw a good thing up.” 2 weeks later i saw him selling pickles @ the renaissance faire

[Mr. Way Cool Jr. @XL__guy]

Be careful who you bully in highschool

[BROCKHAMPTON @brckhmptn]

THE LONGEST SUMMER IN AMERICA

[TEOTFW @TEOTFW]

we'll be f***ing back.

[christian @nopoweradeinusa]

hey dude I saw the post on facebook about ur dog dying, that sucks ass, anyway I also saw you tag ur sister in it, whats her deal?

[KB @kbnoswag]

I wrote a blog about the worst tweet I’ve ever seen https://t.co/Q84P32B15y

[⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ kailey jean ˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ @kxileyjean]

I think about this horse dancing to Fleetwood Mac at least 5 times a day

[will darbyshire @willdarbyshire]

Why the fuck hasn’t there been a National Treasure 3? It’s baffling. I’m begging you Disney.

[Bhad Bhabie @BhadBhabie]

Suck my dick

[BROCKHAMPTON @brckhmptn]

BROCKHAMPTON - 1997 DIANA

https://t.co/qRPY8BbHIR

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

5 bars. 5 bars - 5 seconds. yo .. yuh.. cinema enema feminine fenema hawk venom n cinnamon eminem meddlin melanin no melanin middle men all men are friends

[bambi @catbrockner]

Big dick energy is bringing a gallon water jug to the gym, not so you can brag about your hydration, but so the homies can get a sip and there will be enough to go around

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

also, if someone offers u a mozzarella stick and u turn it down, ur a narc

[Jonathan Van Ness @jvn]

L O L

[Jpac™️ @__jpacski__09]

Did your parents make you get a job at 16?

Rt for yes
Like for no

Trying to prove a point.

[Natalie @nataliestoffel]

@richbrian let’s get lunch wya

[Natalie @nataliestoffel]

i wonder if modern seventh grade girls have a marina and the diamonds phase