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[thumbelina @natalietaormina]

Tweeting for the first time in a long time to say: IF there is a hell that exists, it’s an eternal phone call with the MA health connector.

[thumbelina @natalietaormina]

@mattgarvin35 I just know I hear the commercials every morning on 96.9 and they’re absolutely out of this world

[thumbelina @natalietaormina]

If you work for Top Dog Law can you reply to this with your full life’s story

[Wild content @Nocapmedia]

A fart throwing her off balance Is crazy

[thumbelina @natalietaormina]

U know what I’m sayin let’s just switch them

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”

[Jack Vening @jack_vening]

Reminder that there's no "proper" way to do CPR and it's totally normal to have your own style and technique. Be you!

[Brady @pebbut]

if i saw alvin and the chipmunks in real life i’d stuff them in sock and hit them against the wall and counters really hard

[thumbelina @natalietaormina]

@eggs_anonymous Thank god tho

[thumbelina @natalietaormina]

No I’m not lucky I’m blessed
Yes.
Clap for the heavyweight champ
Me.
But I couldn’t do it all alone
AC.

[DEACTIVATED @thrasherxy]

America running out of infant formula the same week it’s preparing for an influx of forcefully birthed babies is a little too on the nose

[thumbelina @natalietaormina]

This is genuinely what me n tucks bedroom looks like

[hailey @virtuousshawty]

i am mid... but i am free

[𝐚-𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 @wydccalamity]

since we’re grown now who was behind those damn clown costumes back in 2016

[thumbelina @natalietaormina]

@DILZMAN The world be will on fire by then ♥️

[thumbelina @natalietaormina]

I don’t get why documentaries are still being made about Sasquatch who on this green earth believes that