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My husband tells me that I shouldn’t have coffee because it’s not good for the baby. He agreed before she was born that he would always love me more. Apparently he’s a liar.

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You realize how little your interactions with other people mean to them when they say or ask the same things every time you meet. They forgotten you’ve already had this exact conversation while you remember every detail.

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So what’s everyone’s plans for when the USD$ crumbles? Asking for a friend.

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I have only ever done 2 other job interviews in my life before today.

Selling yourself is so hard.

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I can never seem to sleep well the night before I have to do hair for a wedding. I’d like to think it’s excitement but it’s more likely my fear of not waking up in time and ruining someone’s wedding..

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A million bucks would be great right about now. Just a million. I don’t need more than that.

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@seanlizama Must’ve got vaccinated.

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@hitRECordJoe Oo Rasinets 😋

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@samfromguam I would said non-involvement of the other parent. Otherwise it’s co-parenting isn’t it?

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@hitRECordJoe Waste of time.

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Every time I say “I love you” to Onyx he responds with “bye!”

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

Observing without absorbing is a superpower.

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Anytime I start scolding, Lincoln will now say “Don’t be mad mommy- Be happy!”

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I told my daughter her farts come from her butthole. Now every time she farts she laughs and says “mommy! Did you hear my butthole?!”

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@sakigami13 @jcrujcrujcru We have an IKEA store??

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@sakigami13 😭 The first time I dropped her off for my appointment I for real had an anxiety attack. I think I’m going to die when she goes to school.

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Been leaving Linc with her aunt and cousins when I go to my dental appointments and when I pick her up she doesn’t even miss me.. Makes me all emo and shit.

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Here’s to hoping everything comes in before Christmas 🙃

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yes, you can have my damn cookie! should be a browser setting

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I hope one day Lincoln asks for a Halloween themed birthday party- even though her birthday is in November. I’ve got a Pinterest board ready for her when she does.