Natasha Castro

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[Natasha Castro @natasha_castro]

Your banana bread is out of control, day 3 and STILL NOT DRIED OUT!!! @chrissyteigen

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Could a depressed person do THIS? *wears the same sweatpants for 4 days and only eats handfuls of cashews*

[Natasha Castro @natasha_castro]

are psych wards giving out discounts to those who had billie holiday make it on their top artist this year

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Part of the appeal of Succession is doing the math on which character you’d become if you gave your personality disorder a billion dollars

[Natasha Castro @natasha_castro]

@ericatimms is it not?

[It’s T As In… @T__asIn]

*Drake pushing the album back 2 more hours*

Me:

[Ari 🌟 @torres_ari28]

Drake: “yeah”

Me tonight:

[charlie @chunkbardey]

when i say “i should be there in 5!” i’m almost always using the moral sense of the word ‘should’, not the like probability sense. like yeah being there in 5 minutes would be the right thing, even though it’s not going to happen

[Natasha Castro @natasha_castro]

@lighterflickk I do it pro bono

[Natasha Castro @natasha_castro]

the "I love cuban women" crowd sure is awfully quiet this week

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

Yes 2.2 gpa, I have yet to use any of that shit i learned in high school in real life yet.

[Silas DoGood @PecoooPowerplay]

When you see 2.2 GPA trending and they're not talking about you.

[kenz @FILMSANTARES]

“are u ok?” no my parents never forced me to become an actor when i was a child

[Natasha Castro @natasha_castro]

@neggsm Ain’t gone be good

[James @ScriptsByJames]

Not the CDC that’s for sure

[Reddit, Inc. @Reddit]

can't wait to explain this week to my therapist

[manny @mannyfidel]

me, yesterday: this gamestop stuff is crazy

me, today: DO NOT SELL YOUR STOCKS MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS. THAT IS WHAT THE ENEMY WANTS