knataleigh

don’t take me seriously | mortgage loan officer in UT, CO & OR | avid concert enjoyer | ♏︎ ☼ • ♑︎ ☾ • ♎︎⇡ | she/her

[knataleigh @natattack52]

i think i’m funnier than the number of likes on my tweets would lead one to believe

[⚔ twitchy lesbian boy ⚔ @violet_octopi]

What your client emails you in response to a request for a bank statement

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neighbors exist to help me carry heavy things inside tbh

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@spaceghost i was recently talking to my mother (who has a literal degree in english lit) about POTS and that’s how she learned she’s been pronouncing “syncope” wrong her whole life 🤩

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23 days til arizona 🤩🤩🤩

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texas is weird

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Niece after belting “Down to the River to Pray” in its entirety: “You wanna clap.. for me to sing? You wanna clap because I am singing?”

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“I’m a speed demon and I’m a crazy loon.” -my niece

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2.5 year-old niece to herself while playing in bubbles: “congealed oil is NOT yummy.”

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women are so fucking funny

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one month and two days until i go to arizona to see my nice and nephew 🤩🤩🤩

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@DrSarahAxelrath ice cube tray as a pill organizer is actually SO smart omg

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@premortal too butt

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just remembered i met one of my best friends in high school because my brother almost hit him with our car

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thinking about that guy who was just trying to enjoy a succulent chinese meal :(

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my brother makes the coolest shit. each clay figure correlates with a different story read by my sister in law. soon to also be programmed with the storybook recordings my mom made 25+ years ago

[knataleigh @natattack52]

2.5 year-old niece to herself while playing in bubbles: “congealed oil is NOT yummy.”

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JIMOTHY SPOTTED IN ROKU CITY

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it took two hours of education, a few hundred dollars, two background checks, new fingerprints, and processing time. but i am officially fully licensed to do loans in colorado

[knataleigh @natattack52]

i brought the fingerprint cards to my parents house to get a big envelope but then i forgot them. so my parents brought them to me at work. i opened the envelope and one of the cards was missing. my mom brought it to me at work. they have been mailed at last

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slowly getting tan [less pale] by getting burnt every time i walk outside

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more accuracy from bethan’s island

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im so glad i told bethan to get tomodachi life

[knataleigh @natattack52]

my mom doesn’t know exactly what marijuana smells like so a lot of my hugs are met with “is that the smell of weed?” and my answer is always “probably”