Nate Witte

Life isn't all Waka Flocka and fidget spinners. Still more amused by prank phone calls

[Nate Witte @nateT_witte_R]

Me: Hi extremely-disappointed-in-your-lack-of-maturity, I'm Nate!

Dad:

Me:

Dad: See this is exactly what I'm talking about

[Stankey Henke @Jake_Does_Stuff]

My favorite part of banana pudding is the peel #thatswherethevalueis #isaidtheWHEEL

[Stankey Henke @Jake_Does_Stuff]

@Twins Should the Pohlads be:

[Stankey Henke @Jake_Does_Stuff]

Make sure you check out Tron Ares, in theaters November 7th #sponsorme #JasonAlexander

[Stankey Henke @Jake_Does_Stuff]

Good news, I won’t be spilling out of the car and lapping up the Bayou. #deltaalphanovembergulf #twistandslurp #yurtlyfe

[Nate Witte @nateT_witte_R]

@lunchboxnat @MIMD2OO5 @richeisen @ChrisBurkeNFL In case he doesn’t answer, it’s this one. It was the right call, but doesn’t make it any less brutal of a loss.

[Minnesota Football @GopherFootball]

The Axe stays home.

[Nate Witte @nateT_witte_R]

@PardonMyTake @andrew_heiser Since you sent the other one in the group chat

[Patrick Beverley @patbev21]

Can’t wait to get back to Minnesota❤️❤️

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

The Minnesota Timberwolves are leading by 42 points.

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

ETHAN!!!!!!

[Nate Witte @nateT_witte_R]

@TampaBayTre Mine must hate lights? I don’t know man, but I’m pretty sure it isn’t normal.

[Flatts @matty_flatts]

It’s always “wyd”

but never “wdytya?ia”

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Chris Nikic became the first person with Down syndrome to complete an IRONMAN. Incredible 👏

🏊‍♂️ 2.4 mile swim
🚴‍♂️ 112 mile bike ride
🏃‍♂️ 26.2 mile run

(h/t @IRONMANtri , @ESPNUK)

[SEC Network @SECNetwork]

Kadarius Toney TO THE HOUSE 🐊

[Stankey Henke @Jake_Does_Stuff]

What’s your favorite pizza topping? #beefpie #lostinthesauce #Pizzafest2K20

[🌿 willow 🌿 @sweetwillow1969]

Just reminding you that Tom Morello did this.

[Minnesota Softball @GopherSoftball]

WALK-OFF single @sydstrelow!!

Never a doubt.

[Nate Witte @nateT_witte_R]

@Brodiesmith21 Love Emerson Keith! Can’t wait for the new content.

[Nate Witte @nateT_witte_R]

@GCTigerTracker JT!!!!!

[Stankey Henke @Jake_Does_Stuff]

If I die young, bury me on Saturn #thebandperry #funtime #gasgiants