Nate Erck

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different -Kurt Vonnegut

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

Betsy DeVos has resigned leaving no one at the helm of the Department Of Education, which is a vast improvement from the last four years.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

For America’s educators, this is a great day: You’re going to have one of your own in the White House, and Jill is going to make a great First Lady.

[Kyle Merber⏱️ @TheRealMerb]

And it turns out that my favorite part of running was just hanging out with my friends

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Wisconsin Primary Voters Receive ‘I Voted’ Gravestones https://t.co/9oy10KTQo1

[Steve Magness @stevemagness]

Let's clear this up.

Going for a run by yourself outside (or with those you are living with) is perfectly fine. In fact, it is probably beneficial for your physical and mental health right now.

Let's not demonize activities that don't risk the spread of disease.

[Nate Erck @nate_erck]

@paytheinberg @KFILE Looks good to me...

[Nate Erck @nate_erck]

Me to 2nd Grade Student: How has your day been?
Him: Good, I haven't pooped in 3 days.
I swear kids tell you everything.

[Nate Erck @nate_erck]

@AllyErck Well it looks like I'll be winning that golden apple far before you...thanks Miss Ally 👑🍎

[Green Bay Phoenix @GBPhoenix]

It’s #HLXC Championships today!

Good luck squad!

#GreenBayAllDay

[Mathieu Van der Poel @mathieuvdpoel]

WORLDCHAMPION 🌈

[Nate Erck @nate_erck]

@AllyErck Yeah seriously it's pretty ridiculous

[The Onion @TheOnion]

North Carolina Voter In Heavily Gerrymandered District Somehow Voting For Montana Senate, Mayor Of Phoenix https://t.co/IxhsoqWWd8

[World Athletics @WorldAthletics]

🚨Alert🚨

#AthleticsAwards announcement 🤩

@EliudKipchoge is one of 10 nominees for Male World Athlete of the Year 2018✅

Retweet this post to vote for him👇

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

Hinga dinga doergen! #LeifEricsonDay

[Colin @c_toro5]

Yo twitter let’s make it happen

[ｃａｓｉｔｙ🌻 @K_Cecelia15]

Wish Kwik Trips had drive-throughs... they’d be unstoppable then.

[Nate Erck @nate_erck]

Dad: Hey Ma pause the show
Mom: Why?
Dad: I can definitely hear a grey horned owl outside
Mom (turns to me) its been 25 years and he still doesn't even hear me when I talk directly to him...

[James @CaucasianJames]

ihob waitress: what can i get for you

me (nervous): can i get uhh pancakes

ihob waitress: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME??? YOU’LL HAVE A BURGER BITCH

[Nate Erck @nate_erck]

@libbyladue @JLautty Sometimes kaden libby and I go on real dates to neighbors ditches to clean up broken cars...love isn't dead Jake

[Peter Sagan @petosagan]

It's #WorldBicycleDay today! Whether you are alone or with friends, go out on your bike, not only today but as often as you can! To celebrate it, even more, go to https://t.co/d5QRDY5Cb5 for a big surprise...(Photo @veloimages)