Nate

[Nate @NateA246]

Mr and Mrs Havertz today against Bayern Munich:

Mr. Havertz

0 goals
0 assists
0 xGOT
22 touches
1 yellow card
10,000 steps

Mrs. Havertz
1 Right Winger Ran into the Ground
1 Striker Cucked
2 goals conceded
1 shit first half
100k in cash from his man

Fraudulent x Terrible🔥

[Nate @NateA246]

@ryanhymc Don't worry my FPL team is in shambles you don't have to worry

[Nate @NateA246]

@ryanhymc This is gonna be our next FPL forfeit

[Nate @NateA246]

@afcliam17 If you told me in 2022 that newly promoted Bournemouth would be beating 7-time UCL winners AC Milan 4 years from now in the Europa League, I would've called you a madman

[mablacky @mablacky_]

Hello @UTDTrey how is it going? Hope cunha is still dancing for your party?

[Nate @NateA246]

GK: Orgasmic Saves
LB: Fine Shyt
CB: Sol Campbell 2.0
CB: Headermaxxing
RB: Playmaker
CDM: Best of the Best
CDM: Shithousery
CAM: Scandinavian KDB
LW: Santorini Sanchez
ST: Lethal Finisher (gets benched a lot)
RW: Starman

guess the team

[A_|337 🏆 @A_l337]

@now_arsenaI If this was Havertz, he'd have his face buried in his chest looking up at him like a lovestruck teenager.

[Nate @NateA246]

@dutchmanjurrien From "Yeah Yeah Viktor nice performance" to
"Mikel Arteta Amatriain, will you marry me? Yes Kai Yess!!"

[Nate @NateA246]

@dutchmanjurrien Look at the difference

[lifeofchibs @lifeofchibs]

Attackers before they meet Arteta.

[Nate @NateA246]

@lifeofchibs @SardarGooner and in my opinion i think it's just performative hatred

[Nate @NateA246]

@lifeofchibs @SardarGooner Literally, she hates Arsenal more than she hates Liverpool atp

[Breezy🌻 @BreezyKirsten]

Gyokeres stole that😂

[Russo @SportsQoner]

🚨 🗣️ " HIS TIME MIGHT BE AROUND THE CORNER" 🇸🇪

Mikel Arteta has hinted that Viktor Gyökeres could receive more starts and substantial minutes as his hunger for goals grows and Kai Havertz struggles for form.

🎙️ "I'm seriously considering giving him (Viktor) more starts and minutes. The man is hungry for goals.

🎙️ “Kai knows he needs to improve, but let’s be honest… he is still my favourite. Viktor can score a hat-trick in training, and I will still ask Kai if he’s feeling okay. My heart and my tactics are currently having a disagreement!”

Let's see who starts against Everton on Sunday 😂🔴⚪

||#Arsenal || #ViktorGyokeres || #KaiHavertz || #Bayern ||

[Nate @NateA246]

"Yeah yeah Viktor nice assist my boyfriend still clears''

[now.arsenal @now_arsenaI]

Mikel Arteta and Viktor Gyokeres after the game at the Allianz Arena.

[RogerFromHackney🇧🇧🇮🇳🇯🇲🇱🇨🇬🇧 @from_hackney]

@WeareManC1ty David Raya is in his 30s now. He's been living in England since the age of 16. It's not surprising that one day, he wants to return to Spain. Your head is as empty as the Etihad.

[N5⭐️ @Afc_Nels20]

This is where your striker is positioned while Eze was through for the first goal btw 🤦🏽‍♂️

“He dragged the defenders with him” 🤡🤡🤡

[Nate @NateA246]

One of these days Arteta will become the Prime Minister of Israel just so he can get the cure for cancer for Havertz

[Nate @NateA246]

@dutchmanjurrien