Mr and Mrs Havertz today against Bayern Munich:
Mr. Havertz
0 goals
0 assists
0 xGOT
22 touches
1 yellow card
10,000 steps
Mrs. Havertz
1 Right Winger Ran into the Ground
1 Striker Cucked
2 goals conceded
1 shit first half
100k in cash from his man
Fraudulent x Terrible🔥
Kai Havertz:
10,000 steps completed✅
Cardio done✅
0 headers won✅
Has lost every duel✅
Offered nothing to the team again✅
But but he’s daddy Arteta’s favourite so nothing will be said
@ryanhymc Lets not forget when we took him off against Leeds and scored 2 in 8 minutes
Lets not forget when we refused to take him off we lost 3-0, with Havertz missing a big chance created by "Hair Flick Nigga". And also he gave away the corner that led to the 3rd goal
Arteta's System would make Haaland look like chamakh bro.
No serious attacker should be thinking of actually playing for him.
Yes some of our forwards are crap but the overall system does them no favours whatsoever