uxie

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@ScrewLoos3 from time to time

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?

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i am the ceo of twitter

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making music

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@IsaiahM93907 i mean ive been gone for like a year

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snail: im going as fast as i can

cheetah: hello🙂👋 i am. the talking cheetah

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i also make music 🎶 https://t.co/tj7UXxdcTk

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this screenshot literally ruined my life

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the shame i carry from that hot pockets screenshot is unbearable

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me losing my mind: IM LOSING MY MIND

me listening to music: hm hm hmm hm hm 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️🎶👆👉

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must. be schizophrenic the way that the bag talking to me

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@itouchseia what

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i am a fucking cat. meow

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because it’s lunch time

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my favourite time of the year is 12:00

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i created this bot private account that kind of just automates my schedule and stuff. named it sam.

it’s my sam alt, man

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@WoolEndy wait wtf i still am branded as uxie

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@WoolEndy last time i posted this it got 600k likes but i also branded myself as uxie back then 🙂

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@traxstarrr it’s timeless

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@gleepergleep @uxiedust sure fuck it

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.@uxiedust please. for the love of god. please give it back

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autistic and never had sex im gonna neuro die virgin

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@elliebelysmelly im in charge of the matrix and these twitter pawns are the npcs of the twitter matrix

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you guys: welcome back

me: thanks

mouse: i like eating cheese with holes in it

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this site has gotten so much worse since i last was on here