nate dern

Writer. And stuff. Author of "Not Quite a Genius."

[nate dern @natedern]

me when i Iisten to Blink 182 with another person

[nate dern @natedern]

@ChipotleTweets You sneakily charge $10 more for items in my bag when I switch to delivery from pick up, then only remove the $1 "Delivery fee" even though the real fee remains hidden. This is so lame. This "promotion" has had the opposite effect. #nationalburritoday 💔 🌯

[nate dern @natedern]

I blogged:

[PlayStation @PlayStation]

Prepare for mayhem in Splitgate 2 ⭕

Play the 24-player, Multi-Team Portal Warfare mode in the PS5 Alpha on Feb 27: https://t.co/zxwAMbqphk

[SPLITGATE: Arena Reloaded @Splitgate]

Portals change everything. 🌀

Wishlist Splitgate 2 now. #TheGameAwards

[SPLITGATE: Arena Reloaded @Splitgate]

Five more days until the Alpha... 👀

Pass the time with issue #3 of the Splitgate digital comic.

Available now in the Splitgate 2 Companion App!

[nate dern @natedern]

Wow wow come watch Splitgate 2 live on Twitch TODAY!!! I’m going to be on at some point talking my favorite subject: LORE.

[SPLITGATE: Arena Reloaded @Splitgate]

Watch Splitgate 2 live on Twitch!

Tomorrow 12PM PT / 3PM ET. 📅

[SPLITGATE: Arena Reloaded @Splitgate]

We are so back.

Splitgate 2 coming 2025.

Wishlist now.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Last year, 8 Hollywood CEOs made nearly $800 million, yet pay for TV writers has fallen by 23 percent over the last 10 years. I stand with the nearly 12,000 @WGAWest writers on strike for a fair contract.

[nate dern @natedern]

After my dentist appointment this morning, they told me for lunch to eat “soup, a smoothie, or a soft sandwich” and ever since I’ve been having fun thinking about what’s the softest sandwich

[nate dern @natedern]

After I watch a show where an actor played an American and then I find out they were actually British doing an American accent I always feel like "okay, i knew you were acting, but i didn't know you were lying to me, too?"

[nate dern @natedern]

@End0fForever @Teacher_Drift @jakkhead @End0fForever “If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.”

[nate dern @natedern]

@paulscheer @CBS I'm unreasonably excited for this. 🥒🥎🏓

[nate dern @natedern]

Beautiful article on the legendary Mark Macy about what it means to endure, from @DaveHolmes and featuring the always inspirational @TravisMacy

https://t.co/Nr1bOji7p2

[Nathan Cykiert @nathancykiert]

in honor of Blink 182 reuniting, I wanted to bring back this gem from @natedern

[nate dern @natedern]

@caseyshoots @BigdogCannon Agreed with It Follows, but for me it was the moment when Tall Guy arrived:

[nate dern @natedern]

@ChaseMit @mikescollins My go to is "This is just pretend, but go with me here..."

[nate dern @natedern]

@RebeccaBShaw I see it and I love it

[trash jones @jzux]

me: i wish i could go live in the woods

my phone: your screen time was up 34% this week for a daily average of 7 hours

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

“Uh oh, what’s gonna happen with thiiiiiiis?” (Picking up random objects at Chekhov’s house.)

[nate dern @natedern]

@Gabrus @mattapodaca @PlayStation Welcome, brother. What are you gonna play first?

[nate dern @natedern]

Hey, I’m a dad now, so here’s some dad related humor I wrote for @newyorkerhumor :

“Your Baby’s Developmental Milestones, Weeks 1 to 4,173”

https://t.co/e0uT1TANhm