Nate Garcia

Patriot. Eldest brother. Wings fan. Optimist. Creative. Nerd. I like to make people laugh. #FortuneFavorsTheBrave

[Nate Garcia @NateGarman]

Sandwiches are the best food, and most anything can be made into a sandwich. I will die on this hill.

[Nate Garcia @NateGarman]

(Thirty)One More https://t.co/Jw5QEPB17k

[Nate Garcia @NateGarman]

Words On Paper: I Saw An Old Man Walking Today… https://t.co/C302TnYQcl

[Nate Garcia @NateGarman]

(More) Brief Thoughts on Happiness https://t.co/3CYf0HQNGB

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

hi thanks for checking in I’m STILL A PIECE OF GARBAAAGEE

[Nate Garcia @NateGarman]

@TDaws_ Yo, imagine being 3 days away. Get outta here, Youngblood.

[Nate Garcia @NateGarman]

@geersn Rewatched Margin Call the other day. Always solid.

[Nate Garcia @NateGarman]

@MichiganLEO The lack of information surrounding timing of/determinations on disbursements, functionality of your overall system, and inability to contact/connect with (or be contacted by) *anyone* in your organization for troubleshooting, is shameful. Unbelievably poor effort(s)

[Nate Garcia @NateGarman]

@TheTrianoKid Same.

[Nate Garcia @NateGarman]

Variations of the “Urgent” e-mail subject line I’ve seen since stay-at-home:
•”EMERGENCY” -We make carpet.
•”Must Open” -Nah.
•”RESPONSE DUE” -Nopers.
•”REEEE: Re: ___” -Indeed, they passive-aggressively imitated the Re: in their subject. New fave.
•”!!!!” -Are you okay?

[Nate Garcia @NateGarman]

@ALLISONSUPRON @JtForReal Tell Jim his skateboarding vids had me looking at decks today. SK8 or DIE

[Nate Garcia @NateGarman]

Watching @ALLISONSUPRON and @JtForReal watch HP for the first time on IG is the only quarantine entertainment needed.

[Nate Garcia @NateGarman]

Drake’s house looks like it was designed exclusively by 13 year-old boys only watched Scarface and MTV cribs reruns.

[Nate Garcia @NateGarman]

What’s up! it’s your daily 11:00PM reminder to stress eat handfuls of salty shit food over your kitchen sink!

[Nate Garcia @NateGarman]

@ALLISONSUPRON Liquid Luck. Or the latest Nimbus broomstick. Or a wand from Olivander’s. ...this is hard.

[Mike Grinnell @MikeGrinnell_]

This guy is my idol https://t.co/XCZFJNlUFp

[Nate Garcia @NateGarman]

Just stay the fuck home, like even after the quarantine(s) and shelter-in-place. Stay home. Forever. Jesus.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

No matter what happens next, let’s all agree to never be this dick

[Nate Garcia @NateGarman]

So just everybody’s just making bread from scratch now? K, cool.

[Nate Garcia @NateGarman]

50y.o.+ Facebook is the purest shit on earth. Helen’s out here posting a plate of nondescript scrambled eggs and toast adorned with a simple “Yum!” caption to boot. You go Helen! I hope you enjoy the hell out of that breakfast, and have a blessed rest of your day.

[Bold American @boldamericanpod]

Caught him with that lead hand punch and had him dazed