Nair Jordan

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

[Nair Jordan @nategetting9]

Who (and I can’t stress this enough) cares?

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

The government telling a private company how to enforce certain rules sounds a lot like communism to me.

How about you MAGA?

[Nair Jordan @nategetting9]

MESSI!!!!!

[Will johnson enjoyer EX boyfriend @willjohnsonbf1]

Rob Schneider Bullied a dwarf so much in school he wouldn’t go out in public throughout his adult life. Not a fan of Rob’s after that

[Focused 🧘🏾‍♂️👁️ @xonphused]

This is real love, not that fake Christian love that comes with conditions.

[Everybody Hates Rich @Corporate_Rich]

These people never take a stand over genocide, imperialism, war, etc. only homosexuality. Typical christians are some of the worst people ever.

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

why do they treat y'all's president like a make-a-wish kid

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

Stephen A had public beef with LeBron and KD because they didn’t rock with him. That man in the White House went on national television and called Stephen A Smith “low IQ”. Stephen A had a soft ass rebuttal and proceeded to get right back on his knees. What an embarrassment

[Right Wing Watch @RightWingWatch]

In 2015, Glenn Beck said it was "truly obscene" and beneath "the dignity of that office" for Barack Obama to cit down for an interview with YouTube creators. In 2026, Beck hailed Donald Trump as "remarkable" for hosting a garish cage fight on the White House lawn.

[The Wholesome Fuckin Show  @JaimsVanDerBeek]

Roman Reigns supporting an administration that cut cancer research funding, as a cancer survivor, is fuckin moronic.

[✨Lovely✨ @ItsLovelyLaveau]

And yall thought Obama was gonna make the White House “ghetto”…. Look at THIS hoodrat shit

[brynnie ⁷ @sbryngday]

new york elected a woke mayor and nothing has gone wrong for them since

[Jonathan Demme Dickrider @decoyrobot]

The Knicks winning every game except the one Trump was at is better lore than if they actually won every game

[Kentucky Athletics @UKAthletics]

Leader. Innovator. The man for the job.

BBN, welcome J Batt as the CEO of Champions Blue, LLC and UK Athletics Director.

[MayoIsSpicyy @Mayoisspicyy]

Motherfuckers in America are so
racist they'd rather have a pedophile
in the White House than an
accomplished black person.

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Watching Donald Trump and Dana White walk out from the White House to the UFC Freedom 250 claw is such a beautiful tribute to Iran's glorious victory over America

[Catholic Views When It Benefits Me. 🧢 @HellaADZ]

The dumbest person you know found this funny.

[Danny Rockett @SonRanto]

If there was Christian day at the ballpark. (Which there is). And I purposefully drew a satanic symbol on my hat for all to see. I’d be telling all Christians they can go fuck themselves. Get it?