☭ Nate 🍉🇵🇸

I will spam retweets. ☭ 🇨🇴 ⚽ Madridsta Fem y Hom. Currently Uplifting Tinashe.
Globalize The Antifada.

[☭ Nate 🍉🇵🇸 @natehatesithere]

Living in a tent, my family fears for our lives every day. We’re starving and desperate for help. Please consider donating or sharing our story. Every bit counts. 💔 https://t.co/69NddOjny3

[sora 🍯 @strifefalgar]

So I just learned “death by firing squad” isn’t like 10 niggas mag dumping you while you’re tied to a pole

[👍🏼 @mbrma7ii]

Lamine Yamal’s father literally fought VOX and now his son is dating one of them, insane cuck 😭😭😭

[🎧ྀི @famesisagun]

ayesha erotica watching slayyyter on late night with seth meyers

[evgay ⚕️ @glitchplight]

reminder that "foid" stands for "female humanoid" as a way to refer to women as not human.

"mogging" comes from "AMOG" which stands for "alpha male of the group"

a lot of people on here love parroting slang without realizing its misogynistic 4chan origins. so here's a heads up

[NK1 @RoyalKimmich]

Niggas pulling an all nighter to watch 11 racist players run around uno

[ִֶָ @bluebluekm]

madridistas are the stupidest fanbase. they used to beg for mbappé to come the exact same way they’re begging for olise and halaand now. they really think olise and haaland are going to thrive with tchouameni and valverde as their pivot lol

[aly ⭐️⭐️ @mkmhes]

critiquer kylian pour être aller a paris hier alors qu’on apprend qu’il est allé voir des enfants malades pour son association, les médias espagnols doivent se sentir bien cons

[Kayle_Vt @KayleVt]

*opens twitter*
*tweets to nobody*
*reposts everything*
*closes twitter*
*opens twitter*

[Kat 🐍 @Kat_Yesari]

Amazed to find out that the average shower in the UK lasts only 6 minutes. Most women I know take around 20 minutes, so are most men showing in negative amounts of time??? What the hell can anyone do in 6 minutes?

[Josh @DeadInformation]

Jesus christ, how do people work and interview at the same time. Is this like the white collar variant of doing drug deals. You like sneak off and meet another company in some clandestine location (Microslop teams)

[nia @Igbt127]

like yes he’s hot but he’s also a generational talent whether they like it or not. There are many attractive men who i dont give a fuck about because they’re mediocre on the pitch

[Reji @RejiYates]

Tbh calling your significant other “boo” is rooted in ghostbusters.

[The CR7 Timeline. @TimelineCR7]

🚨🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING:

LIONEL MESSI BECOMES THE FIRST PLAYER IN THE HISTORY OF FOOTBALL TO RETIRE 3 TIMES. 🤯

[Agent @agentified]

You can go to a university lecture for just 2 hours and you will be more tired than going to high school for 6 hours

[amore @amoreterical]

went to a dispensary for the 1st time & the cashier’s like “so we’re gonna charge it as an ATM & give you $5.37 cash back” so i’m looking at him like ??? what kind of racket are you guys running in here so other one go “well do u want ur bank knowing u buying weed”… i guess not?

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

the rest is still unwritten you dumb bitch

[max @coolestpantstho]

Imo sports are the closest we get to unscripted real life theatre. Heroes and villains, kings and underdogs, tenacity, hubris and vulnerability play out on a “stage” in real time. Some fans even joke about “scriptwriters” because of how often narratives develop perfectly

[jada. @jadorz]

not even gonna laugh at messi fc cause when mbappé retires i'm deactivating and jumping off a building

[🪽HENNY.𖦹⋆ @dollifiedtrade]

how twitter see olise

[W @_common_W_]

It’s your third retirement, but it’s okay