Nathan Simmons

[Nathan Simmons @natemansimmons]

Why bring a 6 pack to the party when people really want the keg #DadBod

[WAFF 48 @waff48]

Officials have confirmed that one officer has succumbed to his injuries, and the other officer underwent emergency surgery and remains in critical condition. https://t.co/23Kzmm3l8A

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

HEROES: Metro Nashville Police Officers Michael Collazo and Rex Englebert credited with killing active school shooter inside Nashville Church - https://t.co/zUAX9VqwRg

[Nathan Simmons @natemansimmons]

@heatherlynnoh @DonutOperator The fact i just found out i share my birthday with Donut just made it better😂 Happy birthday man

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

My heart goes out to the families of those lost in Uvalde. I also feel for the people behind the scenes. Hard lines of work, all of it.

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

I love when tasers work 😂

[Nathan Simmons @natemansimmons]

@iclayvis @hxzkinz

[Speros @Speros_OG]

On a 420 Sub Train on Hump day which is also 6/9. My life is a movie https://t.co/mr1sIpcclW

[Nathan Simmons @natemansimmons]

Yeahhhhhhhhh no........ i think I’ll pass on this one bub

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

The rule is now simple: get vaccinated or wear a mask until you do.

The choice is yours.

[Nathan Simmons @natemansimmons]

@charlieINTEL Anyone else not even able to load the game?

[100T Nadeshot @Nadeshot]

1 million retweets in 24 hours and you pick where it goes on my body(face excluded)

[Froste 💯 @Froste]

Gamers, assemble.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

You know it’s cold outside when you walk outside and it’s cold.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest.

[Nathan Simmons @natemansimmons]

So far the only test I’ve passed this semester is the COVID test. How’s your year going?

[Johnny Jet @JohnnyJTravels]

I’m so glad I learned y=mx+b so I can calculate the slope of how down hill my life is going

[Coach @BohannonCoach]

I’m officially off the market... I’m still single... I’m just giving up...

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Nathan Simmons @natemansimmons]

My biggest fault: i wanna see the good in someone even when all they do is show me the bad

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Today I learned that the average person consumes 9 alcoholic drinks a week.

Today I also learned that I’m above average. Yee Yee!

[Nathan Simmons @natemansimmons]

The things I’d do for one more conversation and to hear you tell me “I’ll whoop your ass” while grinning ear to ear