Nathan Metcalf

Playwright, Nerd, Jeopardy! champion, Green Lantern.

[Nathan Metcalf @NateMetcalf]

Denmark should just tell Trump they'll give him Greenland for free if he gives them the unredacted Epstien Files.

They will never hear from him again.

[Nathan Metcalf @NateMetcalf]

@mental_floss Perhaps a link to the actual article would be in order

[Nathan Metcalf @NateMetcalf]

So the White House just said they can't release the Epstein Files because a judge won't unseal the Grand Jury testimony.

Why dont they just ignore the judges? You know, like they do when they're deporting U.S. citizens.

[Nathan Metcalf @NateMetcalf]

@Yoda4ever Tax them!!

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

No one elected Elon Musk.

As Donald Trump allows Musk to access people’s personal information and shut down government funding, Republicans in Washington will also own the consequences.

We must do everything in our power to push back and protect people from harm.

[Nathan Metcalf @NateMetcalf]

@better_books713 @MerriamWebster The Defenstration of Prague. The rabble threw the town leaders out the window. That was a lot of bounced Czechs

[Nathan Metcalf @NateMetcalf]

@MerriamWebster Retronym. I love defining it then giving examples to people

[Nathan Metcalf @NateMetcalf]

@YellowLove243 @TheCinesthetic Similarly, Vincent doesn't leave a tip because "Buddy Holly was nothing special".

Their waiter, the Buddy Holly lookalike was Steve Buscemi, who played Mr. Pink in Reservoir Dogs, and who gets in trouble in that movie because he doesn't tip waitresses who are "nothing special"

[Nathan Metcalf @NateMetcalf]

Wait- we have Superlice now? Thanks, 2025!

[Nathan Metcalf @NateMetcalf]

I can't explain it, but this chair looks like it's cosplaying as Deadpool

#deadpool @VancityReynolds

[Nathan Metcalf @NateMetcalf]

O-ho! Mistletoe, hung where I can see.

(Kisses you) "That was for Burl Ives."

"Dude, WTF?"

[Nathan Metcalf @NateMetcalf]

The pile of clothes on Fox News just said, "Donald Trump has never been about retribution."

I just spat Mountain Dew all over my windshield.

Unless he was just saying that because it was a 4-syllable word, Trump doesn't know what it means

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Workout.. 😊

[Nathan Metcalf @NateMetcalf]

@PONDcast Do the players play better when they know someone like Joe Mauer is in the house? #Wildhotl8ne

[Nathan Metcalf @NateMetcalf]

Oh my god. He tried to fuck a tariff. Didn't he.

[American Bridge 21st Century @American_Bridge]

He's lost his marbles early tonight. Donald Trump brags that "tariff" is the most beautiful word in the dictionary — "more beautiful than love, more beautiful than respect."

[Nathan Metcalf @NateMetcalf]

@JoJoFromJerz Bone Thugs n Felony

[Nathan Metcalf @NateMetcalf]

@JeffreyAllers Most have Wingspan and Everdell and consider them the "high end" of gaming. But I did see one that at least had Root, Quacks, Flamecraft, Camel Up, and I think Great Western Trail

[Nathan Metcalf @NateMetcalf]

@kelcy_lowry @sunny1udno @Angry_Staffer The right tries to convince people that celebrities don't matter, because all they have are Dean Cain, Rob Schneider and Kid Rock. Last week Fox had Scott Baio giving Trump campaign advice. Greg Guttfeld tried to create a Tonight Show for the right, but no celebs will do it

[Nathan Metcalf @NateMetcalf]

@realDonaldTrump How do we do that "Users added context" thing so we can say what a disgusting piece of shit Trump is?