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[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

A protest we can all get behind. Merica.

[newman @natenewman51]

Anyone every think about how nice it would be to be able to donate brain cells? I’m not saying I have a lot but some of y’all are in debt I swear 😂

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

So weird when parents announce the length of their newborn baby like it’s a bass or somethin

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

You are someone’s reason to smile.

You are probably also someone’s reason to drink heavily.

Life is all about balance.

[newman @natenewman51]

@TreyRitt22 Bruh HMU. We are planning a trip soon.

[newman @natenewman51]

@Kennasueee Even Raleigh sucks. Enjoy Congo while you’re there 😂😂

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Can't wait!

[newman @natenewman51]

How far do I have to hit a drive in a long drive competition for @BuschBeer to give me a sponsorship?? Couldn’t think of a better sponsor.

[newman @natenewman51]

Hmm pretty sure I’m gonna say the people doing this would be more at fault..... I don’t care who says to drink Clorox I promise I will not be doing that 😂

[newman @natenewman51]

Quarantine = many many fires

[newman @natenewman51]

If we can’t watch The Ranch together then this just ain’t gonna happen 🤷🏼‍♂️

[newman @natenewman51]

Definitely gonna need that planet fitness judgment free zone after this quarantine.

[Mark Hannah @thereal_MH]

Joe Exotic out here with 3 husbands and I can’t even get a text back

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

[newman @natenewman51]

Spent this first half (or I’m hoping it’s at least halfway over) of quarantine getting fat. Now to see if I can quickly find my way to a summer body again.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

This is fake news. Merica.

[newman @natenewman51]

Anyone have an over under on the average American weight gain post quarantine?? 😂

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Different day, same shit.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

CORONAVIRUS UPDATE: This has got to be the longest something "Made In China" has ever lasted. Merica.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

For the 4th time this week I’m buying beer for the next 2 weeks