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@JonCarroll03 spotted at the Michigan City Zoo (Washington Park Zoo)

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@kaylurr_

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the haters and losers literally cannot be stopped

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@JonCarroll03 This book told the story of Mary Frank..I believe she walked long distances to the schoolhouse by Discovery to teach the kids there: https://t.co/oQ1G3HGjxa

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they’re still developing the technology to split a check for a party of 7 or more

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@kates4cubbies I might take you up on that because currently my underwear give me no indication at all

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today I learned they have baby diapers now where the mountains turn blue

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Google AI can’t believe it either

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the TJ Maxx doors don’t open fast enough for how quick I’m walking out of there

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@joerogan get Kelly smith on the pod to defend NASA

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me every time by buzzer hits on jeopardy: “what is a jawn?”
I’m right every time

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sometime around 2010 white women unanimously decided that small kitchen appliances can’t stay on the counters and they never looked back

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@AzureMycelium @loserninetynine

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I think they just showed Beef o Brady’s on national tv

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Rotten Tomatoes:
Low audience score, low critic score: bad movie
Low audience score, 100% critic score: shadow realm garbage tier movie

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@porterrobinson Audiomission/Ekowraith listeners to Worlds enjoyers

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it’s easy street from here on out folks

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the next 1 hour of US government spending is brought to you by Mark Cuban

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I pay what I owe.

Tomorrow I will wire transfer to the IRS

$288,000,000.00

This country has done so much for me, I’m proud to pay my taxes every single year.

Tag a former president that you know doesn’t

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@nanobii I took the pilgrimage to that house in Illinois

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everyone at Boeing today: “man can you believe what happened to that BOAT. I can’t believe that BOAT actually MALFUNCTIONED on the WATER”