Nate Starr

Unwatched Talk Show Host 📺| Gas Station Foodie 🍽️|Rogue Academic 📚!| Raging Progressive 🤬

[Nate Starr @natestarr]

When Facebook users came to Twitter

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@DisneyPlus is there a setting to make Monsters University less hilarious; like maybe in the settings?

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One tine Gary Gulman got mad at me because he was giving out free comedy advice and I made a cheap joke. Maturing is realizing you dont always need the laugh line. Sorry Gary.

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@NickSwardson Farley. That killed me.

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@VernorsSoda does the Boston Cooler flavor come in zero sugar?

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One year @sinbadbad retweeted me when I wished him a "Happy Funk of July!" I'm still chasing that high.

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@Klondikebar what happened? I got Heath style and like no Heath on any of them! I figure, off batch! No big deal! I get Krunch and you wouldn't even know! Just discontinue them!

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@marcorubio is such a sellout coward. Refused to say Putin was a war criminal, turned his back on his country to get a cushy job. Just a truly vile human being.

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@USRepMikeFlood didn't actually read the big, beautiful bill. He admitted to that in a townhall. Then tried to say he's not a fascist after blindly following Trump and his fascist antics. Did anyone consider he's just an inept boob?

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@JohnJamesMI as usual smiles brightly while shitting on Michigan. There is no spin here children and seniors in Michigan are on Medicaid and need it to survive. John James doesn't care about Michigan. He's a nest-feathering asshole.

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Maturing is coming to terms with the fact you only hated on Michael McDonald because you saw "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" and you wished you were as cool as Paul Rudd.

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@GovJVentura I'd love to hear your thoughts on what's going on right now, and the advice you would give to your citizens were you still Governor

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@RepJames is hack coward who follows Trump. He doesn't show up for the people of Michigan, he shows up for a paycheck.

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@RpsAgainstTrump The people listened : Trump said go right, so everyone went left.

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@RepHuizenga is a hack coward who is afraid of Donald Trump or he's always been a fascist nationalist there is no middle ground.

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@RepHuizenga needs to update his page, he doesn't serve anybody. He hides in his office because he'd rather sell out the people of West Michigan then actually fight for them. What a hack!

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Can you think of a bigger hack @JoshuaSchriver? Claims to be a Christian man then votes against helping those who need help. Since he's a hypocrite and a hack he'll never answer for it, "Just following orders".

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But ultimately you decided to let down the American people and put party before country you spineless hack.

[U.S. Senator Bill Cassidy, M.D. @SenBillCassidy]

I've spoken to multiple people I respect about Kash Patel this weekend—both for and against. The ones who worked closely with Kash vouched for him. I will vote for his confirmation.

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@EA Buck Rogers has entered the public domain let's get a new Countdown to Doomsday!

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@elmo

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'Nuff said

[John Harwood @JohnJHarwood]

you serve in disgrace