Nate

Soda Drinker #Gaintrust

[Nate @natew129]

My kin know, dude

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

First stop on the road to Oklahoma City. Best burgers of the trip so far.

Btw we‘ve been driving for two hours and we’re still in the Houston area lol

[Nate @natew129]

“We will arrive between 10-2” and arrives after 2 pm. Why are they like this.

[Virgil @VirgilsQuill]

White Boy Summer

[lynz @lynziekate]

I just have to say…

If Lightning McQueen has a million fans, I am one of them. If he has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If he has one fan, then that is me. If he has no fans, then I am no longer on this earth. If the world is against Lightning McQueen, then I am against the world.

[alise @ajdavis22800]

don’t let “life is a highway” by rascal flatts come on because i can’t make no promises that i won’t be acting a fool in the theaters when they re-air it in september.

[Nate @natew129]

It’s that easy to rescue carpenter bees

[Nate @natew129]

@kenzietuff I shifted much, much further to the right and find that no “intellectual” shares my beliefs anymore and I think that’s why it’s annoying

[Nate @natew129]

Some of the most unhealthy people love to tell me how bad my morning soda is for me “it’s okay, I made unhealthy choices too this morning”

[Nate @natew129]

“Judgement free zone” I say to myself as a woman sprints back and forth across the gym with a mask on

[Nate @natew129]

@Flux_Wildly_ This is insane!

[Alex Armlovich @aarmlovi]

We were warned

[Nate @natew129]

@2Loonz Cant lay down in front of the fire on hardwood flooring, only logical choice here

[Nate @natew129]

Dude next to me pregaming his haircut with 300 mg of caffeine

[Haven @havenmtg]

just got goodbyemogged so hard. i said "have a great rest of your day" and got back "have an awesome rest of your week". on a monday too!! totally destroyed.

[Nate @natew129]

@Flux_Wildly_ Congrats!

[Nate @natew129]

Tomaters after 6 months of not caring for them at all

[Nate @natew129]

Only opening my eyes to see if there are pedestrians the moment I begin to accelerate

[TELO Trucks @TELOtrucks]

This trend cannot, and will not continue.

[Nate @natew129]

Yelled at again by the doc for not drinking enough water award

[Nate @natew129]

“For centuries, people have enjoyed this quality coffee bean grown in the distant jungles of South America. Enjoy this cup as nature intended, boiling hot in a styrofoam cup forced through a plastic sieve”

[Alaric The Barbarian @0xAlaric]

Remember when Simone Biles skipped an Olympic event because she was “anxious?” Remember how everyone pretended that was brave?