nate klein

distract ya

[nate klein @natewaka]

@elonmusk @Chesschick01 Elon.... please. Just take a deep breath and stop trying to make everyone think you're smart. My 3 year old niece makes better financial decisions than you do.

[nate klein @natewaka]

Why hasn't Twitter fired Elon yet? He smells worse than diarrhea

[Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01]

@elonmusk Why hasn't Disney fired that guy yet?

[Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01]

@elonmusk Why hasn't Disney fired that guy yet?

[nate klein @natewaka]

@elonmusk
Over 80% of our oceans are unexplored. You could be researching the undiscovered parts of our own Earth instead of flying into space. Isn't the planet that we all live on intriguing?

[nate klein @natewaka]

@elonmusk Mr. Musk, I believe that while exploring the cosmos is important, who else would be better equipped to finally explore our own planet's oceans? It could be you. Over 80% of the sea floor is undocumented, and it's on our own planet. Maybe we as humans want that more...

[nate klein @natewaka]

@niccoyat

[nate klein @natewaka]

@ChipotleTweets Sold out in 3 minutes? What?

[nate klein @natewaka]

@ChipotleTweets Can I have a free burrito please?

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

Okay fine… if Chiefs win the Super Bowl I’m giving one person $10,000 who likes and retweets this Tweet.

Must be following me and @betr so we can DM you if you win. GO.

[nate klein @natewaka]

@POTUS If silence is complicity, then half of our politicians should be held accountable for being complicit. Will they? Nope

[nate klein @natewaka]

I've had Twitter for over 10 years and I still have no idea how to navigate it

[nate klein @natewaka]

@Sign2Me27 Lmao!

[nate klein @natewaka]

@NotParagAgrawal Oh me too

[nate klein @natewaka]

Yup #Santa #satan #truth #lol

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

For I so hated My one and only son that I sent him to the world, that whosoever believes in him shall inevitably become an asshole.

[Katie Collins @Sign2Me27]

A pregnant raccoon just ate herself unconscious on our porch. She is fine…just pregnant and full.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Fuck about half of you.

[nate klein @natewaka]

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[nate klein @natewaka]

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