Nathan Webster

[Nathan Webster @nateweb23]

@ChipotleTweets

[Nathan Webster @nateweb23]

Top 3 waters of all time:
1.) The three Mississippis of water you get from the school water fountain after coming in from recess.
2.) Any source of water you can get your hands on after a night of heavy drinking.
3.) Chipotle water

[Nathan Webster @nateweb23]

Julius Randle is a ball dominant forward and would in no way fit beside Luka who is the most ball dominant player in the league.

[Dylan Burd @Dylan_Burd]

So the Mavs would rather PJ Washington over Julius Randle? Got it.

[Nathan Webster @nateweb23]

Big L has worse lyrics on one song than all of these combined

[Nathan Webster @nateweb23]

@LinnythePooh_ @atensnut 👎🏻

[Nathan Webster @nateweb23]

@LinnythePooh_ Lmao I’m just seeing this. Don’t tempt me like that

[Nathan Webster @nateweb23]

@LinnythePooh_ ?

[Nathan Webster @nateweb23]

Who would you rather make your pizza?

[Nathan Webster @nateweb23]

@LinnythePooh_ I mean my favorite would definitely be one of the berries

[Nathan Webster @nateweb23]

@LinnythePooh_ The burst of exotic taste is just something different. Objectively berries are the best fruits as a category. Not one that disappoints. Melons are good but a few of them are clearly not as good as others.

[Nathan Webster @nateweb23]

@LinnythePooh_ I definitely respect that. Most underrated fruit there it. I’m growing a great appreciation for pineapple.

[Nathan Webster @nateweb23]

@LinnythePooh_ What’s the best fruit?

[Nathan Webster @nateweb23]

@LinnythePooh_ When your students put an apple on your desk you just get mad that it’s not an onion?

[Nathan Webster @nateweb23]

@LinnythePooh_ Bet?

[Nathan Webster @nateweb23]

@LinnythePooh_ Would you eat an onion like an apple?

[Nathan Webster @nateweb23]

@LinnythePooh_ They aren’t for you though they are for me?

[Nathan Webster @nateweb23]

@LinnythePooh_ Will you add peppers onions and mushrooms?

[Nathan Webster @nateweb23]

@LinnythePooh_ Right. Spinach is a good touch. Next time I see you I’d like to taste these so I can give them a 1-10 rating

[Nathan Webster @nateweb23]

@LinnythePooh_ Let me guess one or two different cheeses and a little salt and pepper and call it a day?